The Story Of Sex
"How often should I plan to have sex?"
The young bridegroom asked his grandfather on his wedding night.
一個年輕的新郎在新婚之夜問他的爺爺：
「我應該怎樣去計劃我做愛的頻率呢？」
"Grandpa said,"When you're first married, you want
it all the time, maybe several times a day.
爺爺說：「當妳還在新婚時期，你總是隨時想要做愛，也許一天好幾回。」
Later on, sex tapers and you have it maybe once a week or so.
而後呢，做愛次數逐漸減少，或許禮拜做一次。
Then, as you get older, you have sex maybe once a month.
再然後呢，你已經逐漸變老，可能一個月做愛一次。
When you get really old, you are lucky to have it once a year.
Maybe on your anniversary.
當你真的變老時，你一年可能有幸運的一次做愛成功，也許在你的週年紀念日。
"Well, how about you and grandma now?" the younger man asked.
「喔！這樣啊，那你現在跟奶奶做愛的情形呢？」好奇的新郎如此問爺爺。
Grandpa replied, "Oh, we just have oral sex now."
「喔！我跟你奶奶啊，我們現在只有口頭的的性愛。」爺爺回答道。
"What's oral sex?"
「什麼是口頭的性愛啊？」
"Well," said Grandpa, "She goes to bed in her bedroom, I go to bed in my
bedroom. She yells, "FUCK YOU," and I holler back, "FUCK YOU,TOO."
「喔！所謂口頭的性愛就是她進她的臥房，我進我的臥房，
然後她大叫「FUCK YOU」，而我也回應大吼「FUCK YOU,TOO」
