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[新聞] 三字經成了性指南

三字經成了性指南

人之初:the first you do it.(第一次做愛的時候)

性本善:Sex is good.(白話文:性是美好的)

性相近:Basically, all the sex are same.(英翻中:基本上,所有的性行為是差不多滴)

習相遠:But it depends on how the way you do it.(英翻中:但還是得依照個人的喜好而之)

苟不教:If you do not practice all the time.(英翻中:若你不隨時勤煉精進)

性乃遷:Sex will leave you.(英翻中:性將遠離你的生活)

教之道:The way of learning it..(英翻中:學習性的指道原則)

貴以專:is very important to make love with only one person..(英翻中:最最重要的法則是做性這檔事只能對一個人)

昔孟母:Once a great mother, Mrs. Meng.(英翻中:曾經有一個偉大的教母:孟母)

擇鄰處:chose her neighbor to avoid bad sex influence..(英翻中:孩子選最佳性行為示範的鄰居為鄰,避免壞的性示範而影響小朋友的身心健康)

子不學:If you don't study hard,.(英翻中:再次叮囑,你若再不刻苦勤學....)

斷機杼:Your Dick will become useless..(英翻中:你的雞雞就從此報廢掉) (機=雞...HaHaHa...)

竇燕山:Dou, the Famous.(英翻中:寶先生,名人)

有義方:owned a very effective exciting medicine.(英翻中:他有一帖非常好的藥方)

教五子:All his five son took it.(白話文:生出來的五個男孩全靠這一帖)

名俱揚:and their sexual ability were well-known..(英翻中:而他五個小孩的性能力,北港有名聲,下港有出名)

養不教:If your children don t know how to do it,.(英翻中:你的小孩若不知道如何做好性行為....)

父之過:It is all your fault..(英翻中:這所有罪過都是你造成的)

教不嚴:If they had lots of problems with it,.(英翻中:如果你的小孩做這檔是有問題....)

師之惰:their teachr must be too lazy to tell them details on sex..(英翻中:那他的老師一定教很懶散,沒有教的很徹底)

子不學:You may refuse to study this.(英翻中:你或許會抗拒學習它....)

非所宜:but that is a real mistake.(英翻中:你就犯下真正的錯誤)

幼不學:If you don t learn it in childhood,.(英翻中:如果不從小學習它....)

老何為:you will lose your ability when aged.(英翻中:若上了年紀你會喪失所有的性能力)

玉不琢:If you don t exercise your dick,.(英翻中:若沒有持續操你的小弟弟)

不成器:It won t become hard and strong..(英翻中:它將不會變的堅硬和強壯)

人不學:If you don t learn sex,.(英翻中:如果你沒有學習性行為)

不知義:You can by no means enjoy its sweetness.(英翻中:你將無法體會享受其中的甜美)





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