jnny66 2012-2-20 13:40
不需要為了一根香腸 買回整隻豬
這是美國 CBS 60 Minutes (六十分鐘 ) 主持人Andy Rooney 對40歲以上的女人的看法 :<br />
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對40歲以上的女人的看法<br />
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As I grow in age, I value women over 40 most of all.<br />
隨著年齡增長, 我越來越珍惜40歲以上的女人 <br />
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Here are just a few reasons. why: 為什麼呢 ? <br />
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A woman over 40 will never wake you in the middle of the night and ask, "What are you thinking?"<br />
40歲以上的女人不會在半夜把你吵醒, 然後問你: 你在想什麼 ? <br />
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She doesn't care what you think. 她才不在乎你在想什麼。 <br />
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If a woman over 40 doesn't want to watch the game, <br />
40歲以上的女人如果不想看球賽 <br />
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she doesn't sit around you whining about it. <br />
她不會坐在你旁邊抱怨東抱怨西 <br />
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She does something she wants to do, and it's usually more interesting. 她會去做她想做的 、更有趣的事情. <br />
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Women over 40 are dignified. 40歲以上的女人穩重自持 <br />
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They seldom have a screaming match with you at the operaor or in the middle of an expensive restaurant.<br />
不會在歌劇院或高級餐廳裡.跟你大呼小叫<br />
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Of course, you deserve it, they won't hesitate to shoot you if they think they can get away with it. 當然，如果你罪有應得， 她們也可能神不知鬼不覺地 .一槍把你給斃了。<br />
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Older women are generous with praise, often undeserved.<br />
熟女不吝於讚美 ,不管是不是實至名歸. <br />
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They know what it's like to be unappreciated.<br />
因為她們親身體驗過被忽略的滋味 <br />
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Women get psychic as they age. 女人越老越通靈 <br />
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You never have to confess your sins to a woman over 40.<br />
你永遠不需要向40歲以上的女人懺悔.<br />
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Once you get past a wrinkle or two,只要能夠對皺紋視而不見 <br />
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a woman over 40 is far sexier than her younger counterpart.<br />
40歲以上的女人遠比年輕美眉性感<br />
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Older women are forth right and honest. 熟女直接又誠實 <br />
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They'll tell you right off if you are a jerk if you are acting like one.<br />
如果你是蠢蛋 她們會馬上叫你滾蛋 <br />
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You don't ever have to wonder where you stand with her.<br />
你完全不需要傷腦筋揣摩她的心意.<br />
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Yes, we praise women over 40 for a multitude of reasons.<br />
40 歲以上的女人有很多優點. <br />
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Unfortunately, it's not reciprocal. 40歲以上的男人呢?<br />
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For every stunning, smart, well-coiffed, hot woman over 40,<br />
相對於每一個性感、 迷人的40歲以上的女人 <br />
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there is a bald, paunchy relic in yellow pants <br />
就有一個禿頭, 凸肚的熟男 <br />
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making a fool of himself with some 20-year old waitress.<br />
厚臉皮地跟小他20歲的美眉調情 <br />
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Ladies, I apologize. For all those men who say, <br />
女士們，請容許我在這兒, 幫妳們說句公道話: <br />
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"Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free ?<br />
"那些說只想喝免費的牛奶而不願買頭母牛回家的男人 <br />
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here's an update for you. 實在是太搞不清楚狀況了 <br />
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Nowadays 80% of women are against marriage. Why ?<br />
今天有80%的女人寧願不結婚. 為什麼呢? <br />
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Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire pig just to get a little sausage !<br />
因為她們終於發現 不需要為了一根香腸 買回整隻豬 !