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老外翻譯的三字經

人之初： At the beginning of life. <br />
性本善： Sex is good. <br />
性相近： Basically, all the sex are same. <br />
習相遠： But it depends on how you do it. <br />
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苟不教： If you do not practice all the time, <br />
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性乃遷： Sex will leave you. <br />
教之道： The way of learning it <br />
貴以專： It is very important to make love with only one person. <br />
昔孟母： Once a great mother, Mrs Meng <br />
擇鄰處： Choose her neighbor to avoid bad sex influence. <br />
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子不學： If you don't study hard, <br />
斷機杼： Your Dick will become useless. <br />
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竇燕山: Dou, the Famous, <br />
有義方: Owned a very effective exciting medicine. <br />
教五子: All his five sons took it. <br />
名俱揚: And their sexual ability were well-known. <br />
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養不教： If your children don't know how to do it, <br />
父之過： It is all your fault. <br />
教不嚴： If they had lots of problems with it, <br />
師之惰： Their teacher must be too lazy to tell them details on sex. <br />
子不學： You may refuse to study this. <br />
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非所宜： But that is a real mistake. <br />
幼不學： If you don't learn it in childhood, <br />
老何為： You will lose your ability when aged. <br />
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玉不琢： If you don't exercise your dick, <br />
不成器： It won't become hard and strong. <br />
人不學： If you don't learn sex, <br />
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不知義： You can by no means enjoy its sweetness. <br />
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