七夕誅殺情侶必備英文口語
最冷嘲熱諷：<p></p>
<p><span style="font-weight: normal;"> 給你媽買束花吧！魚尾紋擦再厚的粉也遮不住的。</span></p>
<p><span style="font-weight: normal;"> I bet the lady next to you is your mom. You know, you can never hide the crow's feet</span></p><p><span style="font-weight: normal;"><br></span></p>
<p><span style="font-weight: normal;"> 最聲東擊西：</span></p>
<p><span style="font-weight: normal;"> 咦！臭小子，原來你是雙性戀！</span></p>
<p><span style="font-weight: normal;"> So you are actually not gay. You are bisexual, right?</span></p><p><span style="font-weight: normal;"><br></span></p>
<p><span style="font-weight: normal;"> 最心腸歹毒：</span></p>
<p><span style="font-weight: normal;"> 幾年不見兒子都這麼大了！</span></p>
<p><span style="font-weight: normal;"> Long time no see! Is that your son? Adorable little thing!</span></p><p><span style="font-weight: normal;"><br></span></p>
<p><span style="font-weight: normal;"> 最考驗演技：</span></p>
<p><span style="font-weight: normal;"> 上街扇別人男友耳光，然後淚奔而去。</span></p>
<p><span style="font-weight: normal;"> Slap on one’s boyfriend’face and run away with tears in your eyes. Don' say anything。</span></p><p><span style="font-weight: normal;"><br></span></p><p><span style="font-weight: normal;"><img src="http://gb.cri.cn/mmsource/images/2011/08/03/371515588fad461a8ab0d2f32eb69091.jpg" border="0"><br></span></p><p><span style="font-weight: normal;"><br></span></p>
<p><span style="font-weight: normal;"> 最深藏不漏：</span></p>
<p><span style="font-weight: normal;"> 去QQ好友印象，男的寫：前任老公。女的寫：孩子他媽。</span></p>
<p><span style="font-weight: normal;"> Call every boy on twitter your “ex-”， while, for girl, “mother of your child”。</span></p><p><span style="font-weight: normal;"><br></span></p>
<p><span style="font-weight: normal;"> 最不漏痕跡：</span></p>
<p><span style="font-weight: normal;"> 見情侶就打男的一巴掌，大聲吼：你別告訴我，這又是你妹妹！</span></p>
<p><span style="font-weight: normal;"> Don’t tell me this is another “friend” of yours, you liar!</span></p><p><span style="font-weight: normal;"><br></span></p>
<p><span style="font-weight: normal;"> 最為人著想：</span></p>
<p><span style="font-weight: normal;"> 別擱大街上得瑟了，開個房不就完了！</span></p>
<p><span style="font-weight: normal;"> Go get a room!</span></p>