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中國式爛英文

你給我站住！(You give me stop！)<br />
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美中不足 (American Chinese not enough ) (插撥一下...我完全看無=.=)<br />
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心花怒放 (Heart flower angry open ) (仍然看無)<br />
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你有種,我要給你點顏色瞧瞧,兄弟們,一起上!<br />
(You have seed I will give you some colorr to see see,brothers!0together up!) (持續看無)<br />
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中華民國萬歲萬萬歲 (Chinese ten thourth year ten thourth ten thourth year)<br />
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這樣也行? (This too good?)<br />
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不三不四 (No three no four)<br />
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不要臉.臭三八..你給老娘記住...<br />
(No face,bad smell three eight,you give your old mother remember.)<br />
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你 真 有 兩 下 子... (You really have tow down son...)<br />
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大家真是好閒... (Big home true yes good leisure...)<br />
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別唬我 當心我給你點顏色瞧瞧! (Don't tiger me,I will for you some color see see)<br />
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人山人海,水洩不通 (People moutain people sea,water squzee no go)(人山人海加強版)<br />
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超屌! (Super dick!)<br />
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好兇！(Good bra！)<br />
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不入虎穴 焉得虎子(Blue who say and whos)<br />
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冰雪聰明 (Ice snow smart)<br />
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怎麼是你? (How are you?)<br />
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怎麼老是你? (How old are you?)<br />
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七上八下 (Seven up eight down)<br />
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大地回春 (Big land back spring)<br />
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我是一只小小小小鳥 (I am a small small small small cock)<br />
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三五成群 (Three five become gang)<br />
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大鳥展翅 (Big cock open Wing)<br />
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於是 (Fish yes)(=...=)<br />
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我是獨一無二 (I am olny one no two)<br />
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一元復始萬象更新 (One dollar restart,ten thousand elephant update)