seeyou 2011-10-21 20:57
男生必看:女生心口不一時常用語
<P> 1) Fine 算了</P>
<P> This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up。女人通常喜歡用這個詞來結束爭吵,在她們心裏自己是對的而你才應該閉上嘴。</P>
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<P> 2) Five Minutes 5分鐘就好</P>
<P> If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house。如果她在換衣服打扮什麼的,她說的5分鐘事實上還要半個小時。而當她在打掃屋子你在看球賽的時候,她嘴裏的5分鐘那可就是精準的再給你五分鐘了。</P>
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<P> 3) Nothing沒事</P>
<P> This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine。這是暴風雨來臨之前的預兆。她嘴上說沒事其實卻是有事的,你可得當心點了。一開始說“沒事”的爭吵往往最終以“算了”結束。</P>
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<P> 4) Go Ahead想去就去唄</P>
<P> This is a dare, not permission. Don’t Do It!這只是在警告你,而不是真的準你去。千萬別當真。</P>
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<P> 5) Loud Sigh長嘆一口氣</P>
<P> This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to # 3 for the meaning of nothing。)雖然沒具體說什麼,但是這確實傳達了她的心思,男人們卻往往誤讀了這個信號。長嘆一口氣意味著她心裏覺得你是個大白癡,不知道為什麼自己還要在這裡浪費時間跟你吵些雞毛蒜皮的事。</P>
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<P> 6) That’s Okay沒關係</P>
<P> This is one of the most dangerous statements a women can make to a man. That’s okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake。這是女人對男人說的一句最危險的話。“沒關係”就意味著她還需要點時間好好想想什麼時候怎麼樣讓你付出代價。</P>
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<P> 7) Thanks謝謝</P>
<P> A woman is thanking you, do not question, or faint. Just say you’re welcome. (I want to add in a clause here – This is true, unless she says ‘Thanks a lot’ – that is PURE sarcasm and she is not thanking you at all. DO NOT say ‘you’re welcome’ . that will bring on a ‘whatever’)。如果一個女人對你說謝謝,不要問為什麼,也不要昏倒。你只需要對她說不用謝。(我很想在這裡加一句--她如果只說謝謝,那麼她是真心的,但她如果說非常感謝的時候,她只是想諷刺你罷了,根本沒有一絲謝意。千萬別回答不用謝,那只會換來一句“隨便好了”。)</P>
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<P> 8 ) Whatever隨你便</P>
<P> Is a woman’s way of saying F– YOU!這是女人在說“擦.。.”</P>
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<P> 9) Don’t worry about it, I got it算了,還是我來吧</P>
<P> Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking ‘What’s wrong?’ For the woman’s response refer to #3. 這是另一個非常危險的表達,意思是已經叫男人很多遍去把某事幹了,但最後還的親自動手。最後的結束通常是男的追問她“怎麼了?”,要知道女人會怎麼回答,請參照3)。</P>