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pinky 2009-7-21 23:02

浪漫的道歉.. 蠻有意思!

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<DIV><FONT color=black size=4 face=標楷體><SPAN style="COLOR: black; FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt">婚後，妻子還是和談戀愛時一樣，霸道蠻橫不講理。</SPAN></FONT><FONT face="Times New Roman"><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 'Times New Roman'" lang=EN-US></SPAN></FONT></DIV></DIV>
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<DIV><FONT color=black size=4 face=標楷體><SPAN style="COLOR: black; FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt">這天夫婦倆本是說好一起去會朋友的，</SPAN></FONT><FONT face="Times New Roman"><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 'Times New Roman'" lang=EN-US></SPAN></FONT></DIV></DIV>
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<DIV><FONT color=black size=4 face=標楷體><SPAN style="COLOR: black; FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt">可走到半路妻子又不講理地喝斥起老公來，老公平時都是言聽計從的，可這次不知怎麼，</SPAN></FONT><FONT color=black face="Times New Roman"><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 'Times New Roman'; COLOR: black"> </SPAN></FONT><FONT face="Times New Roman"><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 'Times New Roman'" lang=EN-US></SPAN></FONT></DIV></DIV>
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<DIV><FONT color=black size=4 face=標楷體><SPAN style="COLOR: black; FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt">竟來了牛脾氣，一扭頭，他回家不去了，</SPAN></FONT><FONT face="Times New Roman"><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 'Times New Roman'" lang=EN-US></SPAN></FONT></DIV></DIV>
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<DIV><FONT color=black size=4 face=標楷體><SPAN style="COLOR: black; FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt">頭一次把妻子丟在馬路上，妻子當時氣得眼淚都快流出來了，但不能認輸，她只有賭氣地單刀赴會了。 </SPAN></FONT><FONT face="Times New Roman"><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 'Times New Roman'" lang=EN-US></SPAN></FONT></DIV></DIV>
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<DIV><FONT color=black size=4 face=標楷體><SPAN style="COLOR: black; FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt">晚上十一點鐘妻子回家，見房裏燈都關了，</SPAN></FONT><FONT face="Times New Roman"><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 'Times New Roman'" lang=EN-US></SPAN></FONT></DIV></DIV>
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<DIV><FONT color=black size=4 face=標楷體><SPAN style="COLOR: black; FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt">心想老公是睡著了，便沒有按鈴，掏鑰匙開門時，</SPAN></FONT><FONT face="Times New Roman"><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 'Times New Roman'" lang=EN-US></SPAN></FONT></DIV></DIV>
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<DIV><FONT color=black size=4 face=標楷體><SPAN style="COLOR: black; FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt">發現門上貼著紙條，上寫：</SPAN></FONT><FONT color=purple size=4 face=標楷體><SPAN style="COLOR: purple; FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt"> 你必須向我道歉！</SPAN></FONT><FONT face="Times New Roman"><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 'Times New Roman'" lang=EN-US></SPAN></FONT></DIV></DIV>
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<DIV><FONT color=black size=4 face=標楷體><SPAN style="COLOR: black; FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt">妻子憤憤地想，我還沒有找你算帳呢！</SPAN></FONT><FONT face="Times New Roman"><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 'Times New Roman'" lang=EN-US></SPAN></FONT></DIV></DIV>
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<DIV><FONT color=black size=4 face=標楷體><SPAN style="COLOR: black; FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt">進屋後開燈關門，發現門後又貼著一紙條，</SPAN></FONT><FONT face="Times New Roman"><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 'Times New Roman'" lang=EN-US></SPAN></FONT></DIV></DIV>
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<DIV><FONT color=black size=4 face=標楷體><SPAN style="COLOR: black; FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt">上寫：</SPAN></FONT><FONT color=purple size=4 face=標楷體><SPAN style="COLOR: purple; FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt">或者把我皮鞋擦亮也行。 </SPAN></FONT><FONT face="Times New Roman"><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 'Times New Roman'" lang=EN-US></SPAN></FONT></DIV></DIV>
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<DIV><FONT color=black size=4 face=標楷體><SPAN style="COLOR: black; FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt">妻子罵道，呸！我給你擦個屁。</SPAN></FONT><FONT face="Times New Roman"><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 'Times New Roman'" lang=EN-US></SPAN></FONT></DIV></DIV>
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<DIV><FONT color=black size=4 face=標楷體><SPAN style="COLOR: black; FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt">換鞋時發現，她的拖鞋上又有一個紙條，</SPAN></FONT><FONT face="Times New Roman"><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 'Times New Roman'" lang=EN-US></SPAN></FONT></DIV></DIV>
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<DIV><FONT color=black size=4 face=標楷體><SPAN style="COLOR: black; FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt">上寫：</SPAN></FONT><FONT color=purple size=4 face=標楷體><SPAN style="COLOR: purple; FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt">呸，擦個屁！ </SPAN></FONT><FONT face="Times New Roman"><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 'Times New Roman'" lang=EN-US></SPAN></FONT></DIV></DIV>
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<DIV><FONT color=black size=4 face=標楷體><SPAN style="COLOR: black; FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt">妻子感到好笑，她心想，要我道歉，我都要一個星期不理你了，你心裏有數點好不好。</SPAN></FONT><FONT face="Times New Roman"><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 'Times New Roman'" lang=EN-US></SPAN></FONT></DIV></DIV>
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<DIV><FONT size=3 face=新細明體><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt" lang=EN-US>&nbsp; </SPAN></FONT><FONT face="Times New Roman"><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 'Times New Roman'" lang=EN-US></SPAN></FONT></DIV></DIV>
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<DIV><FONT color=black size=4 face=標楷體><SPAN style="COLOR: black; FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt">妻子去洗漱，口杯上又有一個紙條，</SPAN></FONT><FONT face="Times New Roman"><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 'Times New Roman'" lang=EN-US></SPAN></FONT></DIV></DIV>
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<DIV><FONT color=black size=4 face=標楷體><SPAN style="COLOR: black; FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt">上寫：</SPAN></FONT><FONT color=purple size=4 face=標楷體><SPAN style="COLOR: purple; FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt">如果你不知道該怎樣向我道歉的話，書桌上有提示。 </SPAN></FONT><FONT face="Times New Roman"><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 'Times New Roman'" lang=EN-US></SPAN></FONT></DIV></DIV>
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<DIV><FONT color=black size=4 face=標楷體><SPAN style="COLOR: black; FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt">妻子急忙跑到書桌旁，只見桌上放著半頁紙，</SPAN></FONT><FONT face="Times New Roman"><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 'Times New Roman'" lang=EN-US></SPAN></FONT></DIV></DIV>
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<DIV><FONT color=black size=4 face=標楷體><SPAN style="COLOR: black; FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt">正面寫著：</SPAN></FONT><FONT color=purple size=4 face=標楷體><SPAN style="COLOR: purple; FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt">把背面的話對我大聲念兩遍就行了。 </SPAN></FONT><FONT color=black size=4 face=標楷體><SPAN style="COLOR: black; FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt" lang=EN-US><BR></SPAN></FONT><FONT color=black size=4 face=標楷體><SPAN style="COLOR: black; FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt">翻到背面，見上面貼著一張報紙上撕下來的廣告，</SPAN></FONT><FONT face="Times New Roman"><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 'Times New Roman'" lang=EN-US></SPAN></FONT></DIV></DIV>
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<DIV><FONT color=black size=4 face=標楷體><SPAN style="COLOR: black; FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt">廣告詞是這樣寫的： </SPAN></FONT><FONT face="Times New Roman"><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 'Times New Roman'" lang=EN-US></SPAN></FONT></DIV></DIV>
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<DIV><FONT color=maroon size=4 face=標楷體><SPAN style="COLOR: maroon; FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt">做女人，每個月都幾天心煩的日子<SPAN lang=EN-US> ......</SPAN></SPAN></FONT><FONT color=black face="Times New Roman"><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 'Times New Roman'; COLOR: black" lang=EN-US> </SPAN></FONT><FONT face="Times New Roman"><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 'Times New Roman'" lang=EN-US></SPAN></FONT></DIV></DIV>
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<DIV><FONT color=black size=4 face=標楷體><SPAN style="COLOR: black; FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt">妻子又想笑，他以為是我<SPAN lang=EN-US>"</SPAN>好事<SPAN lang=EN-US>"</SPAN>來了，心煩才對他發脾氣的？</SPAN></FONT><FONT face="Times New Roman"><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 'Times New Roman'" lang=EN-US></SPAN></FONT></DIV></DIV>
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<DIV><FONT color=black size=4 face=標楷體><SPAN style="COLOR: black; FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt">幹嘛不說我更年期到了，那樣豈不是更好下臺階，可笑。</SPAN></FONT><FONT face="Times New Roman"><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 'Times New Roman'" lang=EN-US></SPAN></FONT></DIV></DIV>
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<DIV><FONT color=black size=4 face=標楷體><SPAN style="COLOR: black; FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt">妻子的氣消了一多半。 </SPAN></FONT><FONT face="Times New Roman"><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 'Times New Roman'" lang=EN-US></SPAN></FONT></DIV></DIV>
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<DIV><FONT color=black size=4 face=標楷體><SPAN style="COLOR: black; FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt">洗漱完後，妻子上床，見老公扭頭在一邊睡著了，</SPAN></FONT><FONT face="Times New Roman"><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 'Times New Roman'" lang=EN-US></SPAN></FONT></DIV></DIV>
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<DIV><FONT color=black size=4 face=標楷體><SPAN style="COLOR: black; FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt">她也不理他，打開床頭燈想看幾頁書再睡，</SPAN></FONT><FONT face="Times New Roman"><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 'Times New Roman'" lang=EN-US></SPAN></FONT></DIV></DIV>
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<DIV><FONT color=black size=4 face=標楷體><SPAN style="COLOR: black; FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt">這是她多年來的習慣。打開書，裏面又有一個紙條，</SPAN></FONT><FONT color=black face="Times New Roman"><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 'Times New Roman'; COLOR: black"> </SPAN></FONT><FONT face="Times New Roman"><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 'Times New Roman'" lang=EN-US></SPAN></FONT></DIV></DIV>
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<DIV><FONT color=black size=4 face=標楷體><SPAN style="COLOR: black; FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt">上寫：</SPAN></FONT><FONT color=purple size=4 face=標楷體><SPAN style="COLOR: purple; FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt">我知道你心裏已經很難過了，你覺得對不住我，</SPAN></FONT><FONT face="Times New Roman"><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 'Times New Roman'" lang=EN-US></SPAN></FONT></DIV></DIV>
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<DIV><FONT color=purple size=4 face=標楷體><SPAN style="COLOR: purple; FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt">有點難過了就行，也不必自責了。其實我也該檢討，<SPAN lang=EN-US>&nbsp; </SPAN></SPAN></FONT><FONT face="Times New Roman"><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 'Times New Roman'" lang=EN-US></SPAN></FONT></DIV></DIV>
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<DIV><FONT color=purple size=4 face=標楷體><SPAN style="COLOR: purple; FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt">要不是我發現馬路對面表哥他們正想看我的笑話，</SPAN></FONT><FONT face="Times New Roman"><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 'Times New Roman'" lang=EN-US></SPAN></FONT></DIV></DIV>
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<DIV><FONT color=purple size=4 face=標楷體><SPAN style="COLOR: purple; FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt">我是不會跟你作對的，男人嘛，除了在外人面前要點面子外，</SPAN></FONT><FONT face="Times New Roman"><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 'Times New Roman'" lang=EN-US></SPAN></FONT></DIV></DIV>
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<DIV><FONT color=purple size=4 face=標楷體><SPAN style="COLOR: purple; FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt">誰會沒事跟自己老婆過不去呀。<SPAN lang=EN-US>&nbsp;</SPAN></SPAN></FONT><FONT face="Times New Roman"><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 'Times New Roman'" lang=EN-US></SPAN></FONT></DIV></DIV>
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<DIV><FONT color=black size=4 face=標楷體><SPAN style="COLOR: black; FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt">妻子心裏一陣發熱，覺得自己是有點過分了，對不住老公，</SPAN></FONT><FONT face="Times New Roman"><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 'Times New Roman'" lang=EN-US></SPAN></FONT></DIV></DIV>
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<DIV><FONT color=black size=4 face=標楷體><SPAN style="COLOR: black; FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt">便雙手抱著他的頭，扳過臉來，</SPAN></FONT><FONT face="Times New Roman"><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 'Times New Roman'" lang=EN-US></SPAN></FONT></DIV></DIV>
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<DIV><FONT color=black size=4 face=標楷體><SPAN style="COLOR: black; FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt">卻發現老公臉頰上還寫著兩個大字：</SPAN></FONT><FONT color=black face="Times New Roman"><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 'Times New Roman'; COLOR: black" lang=EN-US>&nbsp;</SPAN></FONT></DIV>
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<DIV><FONT color=black face="Times New Roman"><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 'Times New Roman'; COLOR: black" lang=EN-US>**** Hidden Message *****</SPAN></FONT></DIV></DIV></DIV>

螢火蟲 2009-7-25 12:11

謝謝　　　　　　　　　

mark1007 2009-7-27 16:41

呵呵  好好奇喔  不知道是哪兩個字的說

luckyboy168 2009-8-7 11:04

是抱歉嗎?
還是 我想@@

shang310 2009-8-17 18:36

感謝大大好心的分享~!!!

bmw77218 2009-8-26 00:22

<DIV class=t_msgfont id=postmessage_32040>感謝大大好心的分享~!!!</DIV>

annie19831024 2009-11-12 17:43

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good................

jr00658605 2009-11-24 00:29

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好奇:) :) :) :) :)

Carolyn 2009-11-26 20:18

:042: 啊~~什麼字啊？

uone 2009-11-27 21:10

是什麼阿＠＠？:052:

kzm5258 2009-12-1 14:02

感覺有點好氣又好笑～～結果是啥～真期待～

youshenglin 2009-12-1 14:27

thank you very much

thank you very much

yamei 2009-12-1 15:17

是什麼呢???:o

peggy0903 2009-12-2 11:05

<P>好奇??是什麼呀</P>
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卍龍天卍 2009-12-9 07:58

sss

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slucky 2009-12-12 18:04

什麼...什麼字..
我想知道

adam0917 2009-12-12 19:01

謝謝感覺有點好氣又好笑是什麼呢

吳美樺@FB 2010-1-4 22:55

很有意思 感謝大大好心的分享

skman98 2010-1-9 05:09

:017: 什麼字啊？:062:

Yi-Pu Wu@FB 2010-1-11 00:56

感謝大大好心的分享
thank you

陳雅純@FB 2010-1-11 12:40

好有趣哦~~~~~~~

wuncan 2010-1-11 21:53

寫什麼?

<P>好好奇啊</P>
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<P><FONT color=white>討厭?</FONT></P>

forme820 2010-1-12 22:20

好奇!好奇

我也好奇是哪兩個字喔:lol

forme820 2010-1-12 22:21

超甜蜜的啦

:kiss: :kiss: :kiss: :kiss: :kiss:

barklyman 2010-1-15 16:36

哈哈哈    要趕快看老公臉上到底是寫什麼東西

salaheyo 2010-1-16 11:29

哈哈～是哪兩個字阿~"愛你"嗎??

007 2010-1-17 22:21

看看        阿好奇

whoami 2010-1-17 22:24

take a look
take a look

Kayla Chang@FB 2010-2-11 15:44

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愛．．．．．．．是種很妙的東西

阿臣 2010-2-12 20:55

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