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不景氣！爸媽沒時間顧小孩　狗褓姆代勞

不景氣！爸媽沒時間顧小孩　狗褓姆代勞<br>
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網路上流傳著一封非常可愛的轉寄郵件，主旨為「就只有你和我」，提到現在工作競爭壓力大，父母整日在外頭打拼，根本沒時間陪小孩玩，但快樂的童年只有一次、不能重來，只好把「代理褓姆」的重責大任託付給寵物代勞了！ <br>
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信件內容說：「在競爭壓力如此龐大的現代，朝不保夕、隨時都要回家吃自己的危機時刻，咱們未來的主人翁，真的就只能交給動物們代勞了，唉……美好的童年。」 <br>
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隨信附有15張貓狗們陪伴小孩的照片，現在我也把它拿出來和讀者們一起分享！ <br>
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<b>【褓姆系列】</b> <br>
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<img src="http://www.nownews.com/newspic/1499/i1499871.jpg" onload="if(this.width>screen.width*0.77) {this.resized=true; this.width=screen.width*0.77; this.alt='按這裡可以開新視窗觀賞全圖\n按Ctrl+滑鼠滾輪可放大或縮小圖片';}" onmouseover="if(this.width>screen.width*0.77) {this.resized=true; this.width=screen.width*0.77; this.style.cursor='hand'; this.alt='按這裡可以開新視窗觀賞全圖\n按Ctrl+滑鼠滾輪可放大或縮小圖片';}" onclick="if(!this.resized) {return true;} else {window.open('http://www.nownews.com/newspic/1499/i1499871.jpg');}" onmousewheel="return imgzoom(this);" border="0"> <br>
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<img src="http://www.nownews.com/newspic/1499/i1499878.jpg" onload="if(this.width>screen.width*0.77) {this.resized=true; this.width=screen.width*0.77; this.alt='按這裡可以開新視窗觀賞全圖\n按Ctrl+滑鼠滾輪可放大或縮小圖片';}" onmouseover="if(this.width>screen.width*0.77) {this.resized=true; this.width=screen.width*0.77; this.style.cursor='hand'; this.alt='按這裡可以開新視窗觀賞全圖\n按Ctrl+滑鼠滾輪可放大或縮小圖片';}" onclick="if(!this.resized) {return true;} else {window.open('http://www.nownews.com/newspic/1499/i1499878.jpg');}" onmousewheel="return imgzoom(this);" border="0"> <br>
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<img src="http://www.nownews.com/newspic/1499/i1499879.jpg" onload="if(this.width>screen.width*0.77) {this.resized=true; this.width=screen.width*0.77; this.alt='按這裡可以開新視窗觀賞全圖\n按Ctrl+滑鼠滾輪可放大或縮小圖片';}" onmouseover="if(this.width>screen.width*0.77) {this.resized=true; this.width=screen.width*0.77; this.style.cursor='hand'; this.alt='按這裡可以開新視窗觀賞全圖\n按Ctrl+滑鼠滾輪可放大或縮小圖片';}" onclick="if(!this.resized) {return true;} else {window.open('http://www.nownews.com/newspic/1499/i1499879.jpg');}" onmousewheel="return imgzoom(this);" border="0"> <br>
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「來～阿姑量量看你有沒有花修(發燒)！」 <br>
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<img src="http://www.nownews.com/newspic/1499/i1499872.jpg" onload="if(this.width>screen.width*0.77) {this.resized=true; this.width=screen.width*0.77; this.alt='按這裡可以開新視窗觀賞全圖\n按Ctrl+滑鼠滾輪可放大或縮小圖片';}" onmouseover="if(this.width>screen.width*0.77) {this.resized=true; this.width=screen.width*0.77; this.style.cursor='hand'; this.alt='按這裡可以開新視窗觀賞全圖\n按Ctrl+滑鼠滾輪可放大或縮小圖片';}" onclick="if(!this.resized) {return true;} else {window.open('http://www.nownews.com/newspic/1499/i1499872.jpg');}" onmousewheel="return imgzoom(this);" border="0"> <br>
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褓姆貓：「瞧你這小頑皮，帶你來野餐，吃得一臉跟花貓似地！」 <br>
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<b>【心事誰人知】</b> <br>
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<img src="http://www.nownews.com/newspic/1499/i1499873.jpg" onload="if(this.width>screen.width*0.77) {this.resized=true; this.width=screen.width*0.77; this.alt='按這裡可以開新視窗觀賞全圖\n按Ctrl+滑鼠滾輪可放大或縮小圖片';}" onmouseover="if(this.width>screen.width*0.77) {this.resized=true; this.width=screen.width*0.77; this.style.cursor='hand'; this.alt='按這裡可以開新視窗觀賞全圖\n按Ctrl+滑鼠滾輪可放大或縮小圖片';}" onclick="if(!this.resized) {return true;} else {window.open('http://www.nownews.com/newspic/1499/i1499873.jpg');}" onmousewheel="return imgzoom(this);" border="0"> <br>
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男孩：把拔跟馬麻都不能陪我，好寂寞啊…… <br>
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貓：想當年那風雨交加的夜晚，我也被迫與母親分離，從此音訊全無…… <br>
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<b>【省錢一族】</b> <br>
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<img src="http://www.nownews.com/newspic/1499/i1499874.jpg" onload="if(this.width>screen.width*0.77) {this.resized=true; this.width=screen.width*0.77; this.alt='按這裡可以開新視窗觀賞全圖\n按Ctrl+滑鼠滾輪可放大或縮小圖片';}" onmouseover="if(this.width>screen.width*0.77) {this.resized=true; this.width=screen.width*0.77; this.style.cursor='hand'; this.alt='按這裡可以開新視窗觀賞全圖\n按Ctrl+滑鼠滾輪可放大或縮小圖片';}" onclick="if(!this.resized) {return true;} else {window.open('http://www.nownews.com/newspic/1499/i1499874.jpg');}" onmousewheel="return imgzoom(this);" border="0"> <br>
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媽媽說枕頭太貴了，小白你就借我躺一下吧！ <br>
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<img src="http://www.nownews.com/newspic/1499/i1499875.jpg" onload="if(this.width>screen.width*0.77) {this.resized=true; this.width=screen.width*0.77; this.alt='按這裡可以開新視窗觀賞全圖\n按Ctrl+滑鼠滾輪可放大或縮小圖片';}" onmouseover="if(this.width>screen.width*0.77) {this.resized=true; this.width=screen.width*0.77; this.style.cursor='hand'; this.alt='按這裡可以開新視窗觀賞全圖\n按Ctrl+滑鼠滾輪可放大或縮小圖片';}" onclick="if(!this.resized) {return true;} else {window.open('http://www.nownews.com/newspic/1499/i1499875.jpg');}" onmousewheel="return imgzoom(this);" border="0"> <br>
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沒錢請褓姆，連嬰兒床都省了！ <br>
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<img src="http://www.nownews.com/newspic/1499/i1499880.jpg" onload="if(this.width>screen.width*0.77) {this.resized=true; this.width=screen.width*0.77; this.alt='按這裡可以開新視窗觀賞全圖\n按Ctrl+滑鼠滾輪可放大或縮小圖片';}" onmouseover="if(this.width>screen.width*0.77) {this.resized=true; this.width=screen.width*0.77; this.style.cursor='hand'; this.alt='按這裡可以開新視窗觀賞全圖\n按Ctrl+滑鼠滾輪可放大或縮小圖片';}" onclick="if(!this.resized) {return true;} else {window.open('http://www.nownews.com/newspic/1499/i1499880.jpg');}" onmousewheel="return imgzoom(this);" border="0"> <br>
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何必買泰迪熊給小女孩玩？ <br>
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養一隻真材實料的短毛藍貓，100%柔軟，不用擔心遇到X寨黑心棉。 <br>
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<img src="http://www.nownews.com/newspic/1499/i1499877.jpg" onload="if(this.width>screen.width*0.77) {this.resized=true; this.width=screen.width*0.77; this.alt='按這裡可以開新視窗觀賞全圖\n按Ctrl+滑鼠滾輪可放大或縮小圖片';}" onmouseover="if(this.width>screen.width*0.77) {this.resized=true; this.width=screen.width*0.77; this.style.cursor='hand'; this.alt='按這裡可以開新視窗觀賞全圖\n按Ctrl+滑鼠滾輪可放大或縮小圖片';}" onclick="if(!this.resized) {return true;} else {window.open('http://www.nownews.com/newspic/1499/i1499877.jpg');}" onmousewheel="return imgzoom(this);" border="0"> <br>
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貓：為了怕他亂踢被，我只好暫時當「貓鎮」！ <br>
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<b>【情同手足】</b> <br>
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<img src="http://www.nownews.com/newspic/1499/i1499881.jpg" onload="if(this.width>screen.width*0.77) {this.resized=true; this.width=screen.width*0.77; this.alt='按這裡可以開新視窗觀賞全圖\n按Ctrl+滑鼠滾輪可放大或縮小圖片';}" onmouseover="if(this.width>screen.width*0.77) {this.resized=true; this.width=screen.width*0.77; this.style.cursor='hand'; this.alt='按這裡可以開新視窗觀賞全圖\n按Ctrl+滑鼠滾輪可放大或縮小圖片';}" onclick="if(!this.resized) {return true;} else {window.open('http://www.nownews.com/newspic/1499/i1499881.jpg');}" onmousewheel="return imgzoom(this);" border="0"> <br>
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<img src="http://www.nownews.com/newspic/1499/i1499882.jpg" onload="if(this.width>screen.width*0.77) {this.resized=true; this.width=screen.width*0.77; this.alt='按這裡可以開新視窗觀賞全圖\n按Ctrl+滑鼠滾輪可放大或縮小圖片';}" onmouseover="if(this.width>screen.width*0.77) {this.resized=true; this.width=screen.width*0.77; this.style.cursor='hand'; this.alt='按這裡可以開新視窗觀賞全圖\n按Ctrl+滑鼠滾輪可放大或縮小圖片';}" onclick="if(!this.resized) {return true;} else {window.open('http://www.nownews.com/newspic/1499/i1499882.jpg');}" onmousewheel="return imgzoom(this);" border="0"> <br>
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<img src="http://www.nownews.com/newspic/1499/i1499876.jpg" onload="if(this.width>screen.width*0.77) {this.resized=true; this.width=screen.width*0.77; this.alt='按這裡可以開新視窗觀賞全圖\n按Ctrl+滑鼠滾輪可放大或縮小圖片';}" onmouseover="if(this.width>screen.width*0.77) {this.resized=true; this.width=screen.width*0.77; this.style.cursor='hand'; this.alt='按這裡可以開新視窗觀賞全圖\n按Ctrl+滑鼠滾輪可放大或縮小圖片';}" onclick="if(!this.resized) {return true;} else {window.open('http://www.nownews.com/newspic/1499/i1499876.jpg');}" onmousewheel="return imgzoom(this);" border="0"> <br>
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<b>【玩伴犬】</b> <br>
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<img src="http://www.nownews.com/newspic/1499/i1499884.jpg" onload="if(this.width>screen.width*0.77) {this.resized=true; this.width=screen.width*0.77; this.alt='按這裡可以開新視窗觀賞全圖\n按Ctrl+滑鼠滾輪可放大或縮小圖片';}" onmouseover="if(this.width>screen.width*0.77) {this.resized=true; this.width=screen.width*0.77; this.style.cursor='hand'; this.alt='按這裡可以開新視窗觀賞全圖\n按Ctrl+滑鼠滾輪可放大或縮小圖片';}" onclick="if(!this.resized) {return true;} else {window.open('http://www.nownews.com/newspic/1499/i1499884.jpg');}" onmousewheel="return imgzoom(this);" border="0"> <br>
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牧羊狗：從前從前，王子和公主…… <br>
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（我的工作是牧羊耶！到底為什麼要來唸床前故事…） <br>
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<img src="http://www.nownews.com/newspic/1499/i1499885.jpg" onload="if(this.width>screen.width*0.77) {this.resized=true; this.width=screen.width*0.77; this.alt='按這裡可以開新視窗觀賞全圖\n按Ctrl+滑鼠滾輪可放大或縮小圖片';}" onmouseover="if(this.width>screen.width*0.77) {this.resized=true; this.width=screen.width*0.77; this.style.cursor='hand'; this.alt='按這裡可以開新視窗觀賞全圖\n按Ctrl+滑鼠滾輪可放大或縮小圖片';}" onclick="if(!this.resized) {return true;} else {window.open('http://www.nownews.com/newspic/1499/i1499885.jpg');}" onmousewheel="return imgzoom(this);" border="0"> <br>
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狗：今天是國慶日嗎？ <br>
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<img src="http://www.nownews.com/newspic/1499/i1499883.jpg" onload="if(this.width>screen.width*0.77) {this.resized=true; this.width=screen.width*0.77; this.alt='按這裡可以開新視窗觀賞全圖\n按Ctrl+滑鼠滾輪可放大或縮小圖片';}" onmouseover="if(this.width>screen.width*0.77) {this.resized=true; this.width=screen.width*0.77; this.style.cursor='hand'; this.alt='按這裡可以開新視窗觀賞全圖\n按Ctrl+滑鼠滾輪可放大或縮小圖片';}" onclick="if(!this.resized) {return true;} else {window.open('http://www.nownews.com/newspic/1499/i1499883.jpg');}" onmousewheel="return imgzoom(this);" border="0"> <br>
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狗：我一張嘴就可以吃下你整顆頭，最好別在背後搞鬼喔！ <br>