老外學中文
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<P class=MsoNormal><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt">老外學中文的第一堂課就吐血而亡</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US></SPAN></P>
<P class=MsoNormal><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt">據舊華社報導，一位老外在中國準備長期居留，於是，他報名了專給老外準備的中文課程。第一堂課教兩個英文單詞的中文解釋</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; FONT-FAMILY: 'Arial', 'sans-serif'">--wife</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt">和</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; FONT-FAMILY: 'Arial', 'sans-serif'">husband</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt">。老師的要求是必須記住以下解釋：</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US></SPAN></P>
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<P class=MsoNormal><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; FONT-FAMILY: 'Arial', 'sans-serif'">Wife =</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US></SPAN></P>
<P class=MsoNormal><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; FONT-FAMILY: 'Arial', 'sans-serif'">01</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt">妻子；</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; FONT-FAMILY: 'Arial', 'sans-serif'">02</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt">老婆；</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; FONT-FAMILY: 'Arial', 'sans-serif'">03</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt">太太；</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; FONT-FAMILY: 'Arial', 'sans-serif'">04</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt">夫人；</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; FONT-FAMILY: 'Arial', 'sans-serif'">05</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt">老伴；</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US></SPAN></P>
<P class=MsoNormal><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; FONT-FAMILY: 'Arial', 'sans-serif'">06</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt">愛人；</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; FONT-FAMILY: 'Arial', 'sans-serif'">07</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt">內人；</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; FONT-FAMILY: 'Arial', 'sans-serif'">08</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt">媳婦；</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; FONT-FAMILY: 'Arial', 'sans-serif'">09</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt">那口子；</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; FONT-FAMILY: 'Arial', 'sans-serif'">10</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt">拙荊；</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US></SPAN></P>
<P class=MsoNormal><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; FONT-FAMILY: 'Arial', 'sans-serif'">11</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt">賢內助；</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; FONT-FAMILY: 'Arial', 'sans-serif'">12</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt">對象；</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; FONT-FAMILY: 'Arial', 'sans-serif'">13</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt">孩他媽；</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; FONT-FAMILY: 'Arial', 'sans-serif'">14</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt">孩他娘；</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; FONT-FAMILY: 'Arial', 'sans-serif'">15</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt">內子；</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US></SPAN></P>
<P class=MsoNormal><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; FONT-FAMILY: 'Arial', 'sans-serif'">16</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt">婆娘；</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; FONT-FAMILY: 'Arial', 'sans-serif'">17</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt">糟糠；</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; FONT-FAMILY: 'Arial', 'sans-serif'">18</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt">娃他娘；</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; FONT-FAMILY: 'Arial', 'sans-serif'">19</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt">崽他娘；</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; FONT-FAMILY: 'Arial', 'sans-serif'">20</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt">山妻；</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US></SPAN></P>
<P class=MsoNormal><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; FONT-FAMILY: 'Arial', 'sans-serif'">21</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt">賤內；</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; FONT-FAMILY: 'Arial', 'sans-serif'">22</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt">賤荊；</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; FONT-FAMILY: 'Arial', 'sans-serif'">23</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt">女人；</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; FONT-FAMILY: 'Arial', 'sans-serif'">24</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt">馬子；</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; FONT-FAMILY: 'Arial', 'sans-serif'">25</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt">主婦；</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US></SPAN></P>
<P class=MsoNormal><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; FONT-FAMILY: 'Arial', 'sans-serif'">26</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt">女主人；</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; FONT-FAMILY: 'Arial', 'sans-serif'">27</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt">財政部長；</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; FONT-FAMILY: 'Arial', 'sans-serif'">28</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt">紀檢委；</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; FONT-FAMILY: 'Arial', 'sans-serif'">29</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt">渾人；</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; FONT-FAMILY: 'Arial', 'sans-serif'">30</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt">娘子；</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US></SPAN></P>
<P class=MsoNormal><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; FONT-FAMILY: 'Arial', 'sans-serif'">31</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt">屋裏的；</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; FONT-FAMILY: 'Arial', 'sans-serif'">32</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt">另一半；</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; FONT-FAMILY: 'Arial', 'sans-serif'">33</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt">女當家；</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; FONT-FAMILY: 'Arial', 'sans-serif'">34</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt">渾家；</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; FONT-FAMILY: 'Arial', 'sans-serif'">35</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt">髮妻；</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US></SPAN></P>
<P class=MsoNormal><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; FONT-FAMILY: 'Arial', 'sans-serif'">36</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt">堂客；</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; FONT-FAMILY: 'Arial', 'sans-serif'">37</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt">婆姨；</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; FONT-FAMILY: 'Arial', 'sans-serif'">38</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt">領導；</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; FONT-FAMILY: 'Arial', 'sans-serif'">39</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt">燒火婆；</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; FONT-FAMILY: 'Arial', 'sans-serif'">40</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt">夥計；</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US></SPAN></P>
<P class=MsoNormal><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; FONT-FAMILY: 'Arial', 'sans-serif'">41</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt">黃臉婆</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US></SPAN></P>
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<P class=MsoNormal><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; FONT-FAMILY: 'Arial', 'sans-serif'">Husband =</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US></SPAN></P>
<P class=MsoNormal><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; FONT-FAMILY: 'Arial', 'sans-serif'">01</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt">丈夫；</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; FONT-FAMILY: 'Arial', 'sans-serif'">02</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt">愛人；</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; FONT-FAMILY: 'Arial', 'sans-serif'">03</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt">那口子；</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; FONT-FAMILY: 'Arial', 'sans-serif'">04</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt">當家的；</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; FONT-FAMILY: 'Arial', 'sans-serif'">05</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt">掌櫃的；</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US></SPAN></P>
<P class=MsoNormal><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; FONT-FAMILY: 'Arial', 'sans-serif'">06</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt">不正經的；</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; FONT-FAMILY: 'Arial', 'sans-serif'">07</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt">潑皮；</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; FONT-FAMILY: 'Arial', 'sans-serif'">08</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt">不爭氣的；</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; FONT-FAMILY: 'Arial', 'sans-serif'">09</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt">沒出息的；</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; FONT-FAMILY: 'Arial', 'sans-serif'">10</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt">該死的；</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US></SPAN></P>
<P class=MsoNormal><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; FONT-FAMILY: 'Arial', 'sans-serif'">11</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt">死鬼；</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; FONT-FAMILY: 'Arial', 'sans-serif'">12</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt">死人；</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; FONT-FAMILY: 'Arial', 'sans-serif'">13</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt">傻子；</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; FONT-FAMILY: 'Arial', 'sans-serif'">14</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt">臭不要臉的；</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; FONT-FAMILY: 'Arial', 'sans-serif'">15</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt">孩子他爹；</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US></SPAN></P>
<P class=MsoNormal><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; FONT-FAMILY: 'Arial', 'sans-serif'">16</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt">孩子他親爹；</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; FONT-FAMILY: 'Arial', 'sans-serif'">17</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt">哎；</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; FONT-FAMILY: 'Arial', 'sans-serif'">18</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt">老公；</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; FONT-FAMILY: 'Arial', 'sans-serif'">19</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt">豬；</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; FONT-FAMILY: 'Arial', 'sans-serif'">20</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt">親愛的；</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US></SPAN></P>
<P class=MsoNormal><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; FONT-FAMILY: 'Arial', 'sans-serif'">21</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt">先生；</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; FONT-FAMILY: 'Arial', 'sans-serif'">22</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt">官人；</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; FONT-FAMILY: 'Arial', 'sans-serif'">23</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt">相公；</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; FONT-FAMILY: 'Arial', 'sans-serif'">24</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt">大人；</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; FONT-FAMILY: 'Arial', 'sans-serif'">25</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt">挨千刀的；</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US></SPAN></P>
<P class=MsoNormal><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; FONT-FAMILY: 'Arial', 'sans-serif'">26</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt">老伴；</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; FONT-FAMILY: 'Arial', 'sans-serif'">27</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt">男客</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US></SPAN></P>
<P class=MsoNormal><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt">還沒下課，</SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; FONT-FAMILY: 'Arial', 'sans-serif'"> </SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt">老外已吐血而亡</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="FONT-SIZE: 10pt; FONT-FAMILY: 'Arial', 'sans-serif'">....</SPAN></P></DIV>