心機很重的雞
<font size="2"><font face="PMingLiU ">在寬廣的草原上，牧場主人為省一分是一分。</font><br />
<font face="PMingLiU "><font face="PMingLiU ">通常養一百隻母雞，只會養一隻公雞以用於繁殖，</font></font><br />
<font face="PMingLiU "><font face="PMingLiU ">畢竟公的又不會生蛋，買多了</font></font><br />
<font face="PMingLiU "><font face="PMingLiU ">也沒用。</font></font><br />
<font face="PMingLiU "><font face="PMingLiU ">有一天</font></font>........<br />
<font face="PMingLiU "><font face="PMingLiU ">牧場主人買了一隻新的年輕的公雞回來。</font></font><br />
<font face="PMingLiU "><font face="PMingLiU ">因為覺得原本養的老公雞也老了，</font></font><br />
<font face="PMingLiU "><font face="PMingLiU ">所以找個年輕的來幫忙。</font></font><br />
<font face="PMingLiU "><font face="PMingLiU ">老公雞看到這隻年輕的公雞就氣呼呼的說：</font></font><br />
<font face="PMingLiU "><font face="PMingLiU ">『你來幹什麼！我還強壯的很！不需要你的幫忙！』</font></font><br />
<font face="PMingLiU "><font face="PMingLiU ">年輕的公雞很無辜的說：『我我</font></font>..........<font face="PMingLiU "><font face="PMingLiU ">』</font></font><br />
<font face="PMingLiU "><font face="PMingLiU ">『不要說了！』老公雞叫道。</font></font><br />
<font face="PMingLiU "><font face="PMingLiU ">『我就不信我比不上你們這些年輕人，</font></font><br />
<font face="PMingLiU "><font face="PMingLiU ">這樣吧！我們來做個比賽，</font></font><br />
<font face="PMingLiU "><font face="PMingLiU ">你就試著追我吧，</font></font><br />
<font face="PMingLiU "><font face="PMingLiU ">如果跑不過我，你就給我乖乖離開這；</font></font><br />
<font face="PMingLiU "><font face="PMingLiU ">如果我跑輸你，我就閉嘴，這一百隻母雞都交給你。』</font></font><br />
<font face="PMingLiU "><font face="PMingLiU ">於是這隻年輕的公雞開始追著老公雞在草原上奔跑。</font></font><br />
<font face="PMingLiU "><font face="PMingLiU ">『砰！』突然牧場主人拿起槍來把年輕的公雞殺了。</font></font><br />
<font face="PMingLiU "><font face="PMingLiU ">並且罵道</font></font>.........<br />
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<font size="2"><font face="PMingLiU "><font face="PMingLiU ">『媽的！這已經是第十次買到同性戀的公雞了！』</font></font><br />
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