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黑人的幽默

黑人的幽默<br />
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這篇英文短詩來自網路電子信件，南非黑白種族隔離政策 <br />
曾讓非洲原住民黑人遭到許多不平等的待遇，而本詩作者 <br />
即以天生膚色的差異，來表達心中的不滿與無奈。<br />
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&nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Dear white, something you got to know.<br />
&nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp; 親愛的白種人，有幾件事你必須知道。<br />
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&nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp; When I was born, I was black.<br />
&nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp; 當我出生時，我是 黑色 的<br />
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&nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp; When I grow up, I am black.<br />
&nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp; 我長大了，我是 黑色 的<br />
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&nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;When I'm under the sun, I'm black.<br />
&nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp;我在陽光下，我是 黑色 的<br />
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&nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;When I'm cold, I'm black.<br />
&nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp; 我寒冷時，我是 黑色 的<br />
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&nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp;When I'm afraid, I'm black.<br />
&nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp;我害怕時，我是 黑色 的<br />
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&nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;When I'm sick, I'm black.<br />
&nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp;我生病了，我是黑色 的<br />
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&nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;When I die, I'm still black.<br />
&nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp; 當我死了，我仍是 黑色 的。<br />
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&nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;You---white people,<br />
&nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp; 而你呢---白人<br />
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&nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;When you were born, you were pink.<br />
&nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp; 當你出生時，你是 粉紅色 的<br />
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&nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;When you grow up, you become white.<br />
&nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp; 你長大了，變成 白色 的<br />
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&nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;You're red under the sun.<br />
&nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp; 你在陽光下，你是 紅色 的<br />
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&nbsp; &nbsp; You're blue when you're cold.<br />
&nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;你寒冷時，你是 青色 的<br />
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&nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;You are yellow when you're afraid.<br />
&nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp;你害怕時，你是 黃色 的<br />
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&nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;You're green when you're sick.<br />
&nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp;你生病時，你是 綠色 的<br />
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&nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;You're gray when you die.<br />
&nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp; 當你死時，你是 灰色 的&nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp; <br />
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&nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp; And you, call me &quot; c o l o r &quot; ? <br />
&nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;而你，卻叫我「有色人種」？？？