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naoki232 2011-1-25 16:11

老爸這樣回答他的孩 子!經典喔 !

下次有小孩問你時,不用再害羞了,這個解答非常好<br />
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Monday morning....art with...<br />
週一早上....正在沖泡著濃郁的咖啡,一個有趣的對話發生了...<br />
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&quot;Daddy? How did I come into this world?&quot;<br />
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「爹地,我是怎麼來到這世界的?」<br />
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&quot;Well, my child, some day I'll have to tell you anyway.&quot;<br />
「哦,兒子啊,總有一天我會讓你知道的。」<br />
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&quot;So why not today? Please!&quot;<br />
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「拜託!為什麼今天不行?」<br />
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&quot;OK, but listen carefully.&quot;<br />
「好吧,你仔細聽著!」<br />
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&quot;Mom and Dad met each other in a cyber cafe.<br />
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「你媽和我在網咖相遇而認識,<br />
In the restrooms of that cyber cafe,dad connected to mom.<br />
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並在網咖的洗手間你媽和我使用了超連結,<br />
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Mom at that time made some downloads from dad's memory stick.<br />
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那時你媽從我的隨身插硬碟下載一些資料,<br />
When dad finished uploading we discovered we used no firewall.<br />
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當我完成上傳時,我們發現我們沒有使用防火牆,<br />
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Since it was too late to cancel or delete,<br />
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因此,想要取消或刪除都已為時太晚,<br />
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nine months later we ended up with a virus.&quot;<br />
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就這樣,九個月以後我們被一個病毒所終結。」
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