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jnny66 2011-1-20 09:49

非常高級的數學笑話, 能這樣解提也算奇人吧

<font style="line-height: 1.6em;" size="2">這解題的傢伙很厲害, 他利用消去法先把n消去, 然後... </font><br>
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<font style="line-height: 1.6em;" size="2">英文"Find x"是求 x的解, 當然"Find"也有找的意思, 所以他真的找到... </font><br>
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<font style="line-height: 1.6em;" size="2">這題有點深喔, 上面的式子是老師解題的示範, 答案是無限大, 看起來像躺下的8, 下面的式子是老師要學生按示範求解, 這太簡單了, 答案是...</font><br>
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<font style="line-height: 1.6em;" size="2">老師, 起先我也是粉認真的解題, 但是教室真的很熱..題目也真的有點難, 所以到最後我終於失控了!</font><br>
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<font style="line-height: 1.6em;" size="2">Peter, 老師是要你把式子展開(Expand), 不是要你把a 跟 b 拉開ㄋㄟ, </font><br>
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