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<P style="MARGIN-BOTTOM: 12pt"><B><FONT color=navy size=2 face="Segoe UI"><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 'Segoe UI'; COLOR: navy; FONT-SIZE: 10pt; FONT-WEIGHT: bold">1</SPAN></FONT></B><B><FONT color=navy size=4 face=PMingLiU><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: PMingLiU; COLOR: navy; FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; FONT-WEIGHT: bold" lang=ZH-TW>、「幸福」就是貓吃魚，狗吃肉，奧特曼打小怪獸。</SPAN></FONT></B><B><FONT color=navy size=2 face="Segoe UI"><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 'Segoe UI'; COLOR: navy; FONT-SIZE: 10pt; FONT-WEIGHT: bold"><BR><BR></SPAN></FONT></B><B><FONT color=navy size=4 face="Segoe UI"><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 'Segoe UI'; COLOR: navy; FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; FONT-WEIGHT: bold">2</SPAN></FONT></B><B><FONT color=navy size=4 face=PMingLiU><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: PMingLiU; COLOR: navy; FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; FONT-WEIGHT: bold" lang=ZH-TW>、「代溝」就是我問老爸覺得「菊花台」怎麼樣，他說沒喝過。</SPAN></FONT></B><B><FONT color=navy size=2 face="Segoe UI"><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 'Segoe UI'; COLOR: navy; FONT-WEIGHT: bold"><BR><BR></SPAN></FONT></B><B><FONT color=navy size=4 face="Segoe UI"><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 'Segoe UI'; COLOR: navy; FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; FONT-WEIGHT: bold">3</SPAN></FONT></B><B><FONT color=navy size=4 face=PMingLiU><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: PMingLiU; COLOR: navy; FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; FONT-WEIGHT: bold" lang=ZH-TW>、「自戀」就是下輩子我一定要投胎做女人，然後嫁個像我這樣的男人</SPAN></FONT></B><B><FONT color=navy size=2 face="Segoe UI"><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 'Segoe UI'; COLOR: navy; FONT-SIZE: 10pt; FONT-WEIGHT: bold"><BR><BR></SPAN></FONT></B><B><FONT color=navy size=4 face="Segoe UI"><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 'Segoe UI'; COLOR: navy; FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; FONT-WEIGHT: bold">4</SPAN></FONT></B><B><FONT color=navy size=4 face=PMingLiU><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: PMingLiU; COLOR: navy; FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; FONT-WEIGHT: bold" lang=ZH-TW>、「無語」就是法官問：你為什麼印假鈔？罪犯說：真鈔我不會印。</SPAN></FONT></B><B><FONT color=navy size=2 face="Segoe UI"><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 'Segoe UI'; COLOR: navy; FONT-SIZE: 10pt; FONT-WEIGHT: bold"><BR><BR></SPAN></FONT></B><B><FONT color=navy size=4 face="Segoe UI"><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 'Segoe UI'; COLOR: navy; FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; FONT-WEIGHT: bold">5</SPAN></FONT></B><B><FONT color=navy size=4 face=PMingLiU><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: PMingLiU; COLOR: navy; FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; FONT-WEIGHT: bold" lang=ZH-TW>、「絕望」就是飯館吃飯點了兩菜，吃第一個：「世上還有比這更難吃的嗎？！」</SPAN></FONT></B><B><FONT color=navy size=2 face="Segoe UI"><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 'Segoe UI'; COLOR: navy; FONT-SIZE: 10pt; FONT-WEIGHT: bold"><BR></SPAN></FONT></B><B><FONT color=navy size=4 face=PMingLiU><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: PMingLiU; COLOR: navy; FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; FONT-WEIGHT: bold" lang=ZH-TW>等吃了第二個：「靠！還真有</SPAN></FONT></B><B><FONT color=navy size=4 face="Segoe UI"><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 'Segoe UI'; COLOR: navy; FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; FONT-WEIGHT: bold">!</SPAN></FONT></B><B><FONT color=navy size=4 face=PMingLiU><SPAN lang=ZH-TW>」</SPAN></FONT></B><B><FONT color=navy size=2 face="Segoe UI"><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 'Segoe UI'; COLOR: navy; FONT-SIZE: 10pt; FONT-WEIGHT: bold"><BR><BR></SPAN></FONT></B><B><FONT color=navy size=4 face="Segoe UI"><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 'Segoe UI'; COLOR: navy; FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; FONT-WEIGHT: bold">6</SPAN></FONT></B><B><FONT color=navy size=4 face=PMingLiU><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: PMingLiU; COLOR: navy; FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; FONT-WEIGHT: bold" lang=ZH-TW>、「崩潰」就是，一位老太太走進ＫＦＣ</SPAN></FONT></B><B><FONT color=navy size=4 face="Segoe UI"><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 'Segoe UI'; COLOR: navy; FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; FONT-WEIGHT: bold">,</SPAN></FONT></B><B><FONT color=navy size=4 face=PMingLiU><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: PMingLiU; COLOR: navy; FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; FONT-WEIGHT: bold" lang=ZH-TW>對服務員說：「我要一個肯德基，一個麥當勞，還要一個漢堡。」</SPAN></FONT></B><B><FONT color=navy size=2 face="Segoe UI"><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 'Segoe UI'; COLOR: navy; FONT-SIZE: 10pt; FONT-WEIGHT: bold"><BR><BR></SPAN></FONT></B><B><FONT color=navy size=4 face=PMingLiU><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: PMingLiU; COLOR: navy; FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; FONT-WEIGHT: bold" lang=ZH-TW>啥叫</SPAN></FONT></B><B><FONT color=navy size=4 face="Segoe UI"><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 'Segoe UI'; COLOR: navy; FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; 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COLOR: navy; FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; FONT-WEIGHT: bold" lang=ZH-TW>交了房租、水電煤氣費，買了油、米和泡麵，摸摸口袋剩下的錢，感歎一聲：這月工資又白領了。</SPAN></FONT></B><B><FONT color=navy size=2 face="Segoe UI"><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 'Segoe UI'; COLOR: navy; FONT-SIZE: 10pt; FONT-WEIGHT: bold"><BR><BR></SPAN></FONT></B><B><FONT color=navy size=4 face=PMingLiU><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: PMingLiU; COLOR: navy; FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; FONT-WEIGHT: bold" lang=ZH-TW>啥叫</SPAN></FONT></B><B><FONT color=navy size=4 face="Segoe UI"><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 'Segoe UI'; COLOR: navy; FONT-SIZE: 13px; FONT-WEIGHT: bold">"</SPAN></FONT></B><B><FONT color=navy size=4 face=PMingLiU><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: PMingLiU; COLOR: navy; FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; FONT-WEIGHT: bold" lang=ZH-TW>藍領</SPAN></FONT></B><B><FONT color=navy size=4 face="Segoe UI"><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 'Segoe UI'; COLOR: navy; FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; FONT-WEIGHT: bold">"</SPAN></FONT></B><B><FONT color=navy size=4 face=PMingLiU><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: PMingLiU; COLOR: navy; FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; 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<P class=yiv294406489ecxyiv2002159391yiv996560392msonormal><B><FONT color=navy size=4 face=PMingLiU><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: PMingLiU; COLOR: navy; FONT-SIZE: 14pt; FONT-WEIGHT: bold" lang=ZH-TW>甲：你年薪多少？</SPAN></FONT></B><B><FONT color=navy size=2 face="Segoe UI"><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 'Segoe UI'; COLOR: navy; FONT-SIZE: 10pt; FONT-WEIGHT: bold"><BR></SPAN></FONT></B><B><FONT color=navy size=4 face=PMingLiU><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: PMingLiU; COLOR: navy; FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; FONT-WEIGHT: bold" lang=ZH-TW>乙：</SPAN></FONT></B><B><FONT color=navy size=4 face="Segoe UI"><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 'Segoe UI'; COLOR: navy; FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; FONT-WEIGHT: bold">800</SPAN></FONT></B><B><FONT color=navy size=4 face=PMingLiU><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: PMingLiU; COLOR: navy; FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; FONT-WEIGHT: bold" lang=ZH-TW>萬。</SPAN></FONT></B><B><FONT color=navy size=2 face="Segoe UI"><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 'Segoe UI'; COLOR: navy; FONT-SIZE: 10pt; FONT-WEIGHT: bold"><BR></SPAN></B><B><FONT color=navy size=4 face=PMingLiU><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: PMingLiU; COLOR: navy; FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; FONT-WEIGHT: bold" lang=ZH-TW>甲：那一個月有</SPAN></FONT></B><B><FONT color=navy size=4 face="Segoe UI"><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 'Segoe UI'; COLOR: navy; FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; FONT-WEIGHT: bold">80</SPAN></FONT></B><B><FONT color=navy size=4 face=PMingLiU><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: PMingLiU; COLOR: navy; FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; FONT-WEIGHT: bold" lang=ZH-TW>萬哦！</SPAN></FONT></B><B><FONT color=navy size=2 face="Segoe UI"><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 'Segoe UI'; COLOR: navy; FONT-SIZE: 10pt; FONT-WEIGHT: bold"><BR></SPAN></FONT></B><B><FONT color=navy size=4 face=PMingLiU><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: PMingLiU; COLOR: navy; FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; FONT-WEIGHT: bold" lang=ZH-TW>乙：是的，這是基本工資。</SPAN></FONT></B><B><FONT color=navy size=2 face="Segoe UI"><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 'Segoe UI'; COLOR: navy; FONT-SIZE: 10pt; FONT-WEIGHT: bold"><BR></SPAN></FONT></B><B><FONT color=navy size=4 face=PMingLiU><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: PMingLiU; COLOR: navy; FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; FONT-WEIGHT: bold" lang=ZH-TW>甲：不錯嘛，做什麼的？</SPAN></FONT></B><B><FONT color=navy size=2 face="Segoe UI"><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 'Segoe UI'; COLOR: navy; FONT-SIZE: 10pt; FONT-WEIGHT: bold"><BR></SPAN></FONT></B><B><FONT color=navy size=4 face=PMingLiU><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: PMingLiU; COLOR: navy; FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; FONT-WEIGHT: bold" lang=ZH-TW>乙：做夢的</SPAN></FONT></B><B><FONT color=navy size=4 face="Segoe UI"><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 'Segoe UI'; COLOR: navy; FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; FONT-WEIGHT: bold">…</SPAN></FONT></B><FONT color=black size=2 face="Segoe UI"><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 'Segoe UI'; COLOR: black; FONT-SIZE: 10pt"> <BR></SPAN></FONT><B><FONT color=navy size=2 face="Segoe UI"><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 'Segoe UI'; COLOR: navy; FONT-SIZE: 10pt; FONT-WEIGHT: bold">-----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------</SPAN></FONT></B> <SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 'Segoe UI'; COLOR: black; FONT-SIZE: 10pt"><BR> </SPAN></FONT></P>
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<P class=yiv294406489ecxyiv2002159391yiv996560392msonormal><B><FONT color=red size=4 face=PMingLiU><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: PMingLiU; COLOR: red; FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; FONT-WEIGHT: bold" lang=ZH-TW>小聲點</SPAN></FONT></B><B><FONT color=red size=4 face="Segoe UI"><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 'Segoe UI'; COLOR: red; FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; FONT-WEIGHT: bold" lang=ZH-TW> </SPAN></FONT></B><FONT color=black size=4 face="Segoe UI"><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 'Segoe UI'; COLOR: black; FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt"> </SPAN></FONT><FONT color=black size=2 face="Segoe UI"><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 'Segoe UI'; COLOR: black; FONT-SIZE: 10pt"> <BR></SPAN></FONT><B><FONT color=#0000a1 size=4 face=PMingLiU><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: PMingLiU; COLOR: #0000a1; FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; FONT-WEIGHT: bold" lang=ZH-TW>一天走在路上，有個孩子指著前面的一個人對媽媽說：媽媽你看，那個人</SPAN></FONT></B><B><FONT color=#0000a1 size=4 face="Segoe UI"><SPAN style="COLOR: #0000a1; FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; FONT-WEIGHT: bold" lang=ZH-TW> </SPAN></FONT></B><B><FONT color=#0000a1 size=4 face=PMingLiU><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: PMingLiU; COLOR: #0000a1; FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; FONT-WEIGHT: bold" lang=ZH-TW>頭上一根頭髮都沒有！</SPAN></FONT></B><FONT color=black size=4 face="Segoe UI"><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 'Segoe UI'; COLOR: black; FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt" lang=ZH-TW> </SPAN></FONT><FONT color=black size=2 face="Segoe UI"><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 'Segoe UI'; COLOR: black; FONT-SIZE: 10pt"><BR></SPAN></FONT><B><FONT color=#0000a1 size=4 face=PMingLiU><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: PMingLiU; COLOR: #0000a1; FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; FONT-WEIGHT: bold" lang=ZH-TW>媽媽說</SPAN></FONT></B><B><FONT color=#0000a1 size=4 face="Segoe UI"><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 'Segoe UI'; COLOR: #0000a1; FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; FONT-WEIGHT: bold">: </SPAN></FONT></B><B><FONT color=#0000a1 size=4 face=PMingLiU><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: PMingLiU; COLOR: #0000a1; FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; FONT-WEIGHT: bold" lang=ZH-TW>小聲點，讓人家聽見多! 不好。</SPAN></FONT></B><B><FONT color=#0000a1 size=4 face="Segoe UI"><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 'Segoe UI'; COLOR: #0000a1; FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; FONT-WEIGHT: bold"><BR></SPAN></FONT></B><B><FONT color=#0000a1 size=4 face=PMingLiU><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: PMingLiU; COLOR: #0000a1; FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; FONT-WEIGHT: bold" lang=ZH-TW>孩子說</SPAN></FONT></B><B><FONT color=#0000a1 size=4 face="Segoe UI"><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 'Segoe UI'; COLOR: #0000a1; FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; FONT-WEIGHT: bold">: </SPAN></FONT></B><B><FONT color=#0000a1 size=4 face=PMingLiU><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: PMingLiU; COLOR: #0000a1; FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; FONT-WEIGHT: bold" lang=ZH-TW>怎麼？</SPAN></FONT></B><B><FONT color=#0000a1 size=4 face="Segoe UI"><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 'Segoe UI'; COLOR: #0000a1; FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; FONT-WEIGHT: bold"> </SPAN></FONT></B><B><FONT color=#0000a1 size=4 face=PMingLiU><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: PMingLiU; COLOR: #0000a1; FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; FONT-WEIGHT: bold" lang=ZH-TW>他自己還不知道嗎？</SPAN></FONT></B><FONT size=2 face="Segoe UI"><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 'Segoe UI'; COLOR: black; FONT-SIZE: 10pt" lang=ZH-TW> </SPAN></FONT></P>
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<P class=yiv294406489ecxyiv2002159391yiv996560392msonormal><FONT color=black size=2 face="Segoe UI"><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 'Segoe UI'; COLOR: black; FONT-SIZE: 10pt"> </SPAN></FONT><B><FONT color=#424282 size=4 face=PMingLiU><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: PMingLiU; COLOR: #424282; FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; FONT-WEIGHT: bold" lang=ZH-TW>兩個喜歡看熱鬧的好朋友相約去逛街，走著走著，看到路邊有一群人圍觀，似乎是車禍。兩個人努力的想擠進人群中，但無論怎麼擠都擠不進去。</SPAN></FONT></B><FONT color=black size=2 face="Segoe UI"><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 'Segoe UI'; COLOR: black; FONT-SIZE: 10pt"> <BR></SPAN></FONT><B><FONT color=#424282 size=4 face=PMingLiU><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: PMingLiU; COLOR: #424282; FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; FONT-WEIGHT: bold" lang=ZH-TW>其中一人靈機一動大聲嚷嚷：借過一下，受傷的是我爸爸！</SPAN></FONT></B><FONT color=black size=4 face="Segoe UI"><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 'Segoe UI'; COLOR: black; FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt" lang=ZH-TW> </SPAN></FONT><FONT color=black face="Segoe UI"><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 'Segoe UI'; COLOR: black; FONT-SIZE: 10pt"><BR></SPAN></FONT><B><FONT color=#424282 size=4 face=PMingLiU><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: PMingLiU; COLOR: #424282; FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; FONT-WEIGHT: bold" lang=ZH-TW>結果擠進一看，躺在</SPAN></FONT></B><B><FONT color=#0000a1 size=4 face=PMingLiU><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: PMingLiU; COLOR: #0000a1; FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; FONT-WEIGHT: bold" lang=ZH-TW>地上的是隻豬。</SPAN></FONT></B><FONT color=black size=4 face="Segoe UI"><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 'Segoe UI'; COLOR: black; FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt"> </SPAN></FONT><FONT color=black size=2 face="Segoe UI"><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 'Segoe UI'; COLOR: black; FONT-SIZE: 10pt"> </SPAN></FONT></P>
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<P class=yiv294406489ecxyiv2002159391yiv996560392msonormal><FONT color=black size=2 face="Segoe UI"><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 'Segoe UI'; COLOR: black; FONT-SIZE: 10pt"> </SPAN></FONT><B><FONT color=red size=4 face=PMingLiU><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: PMingLiU; COLOR: red; FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; FONT-WEIGHT: bold" lang=ZH-TW>在跨國企業的亞洲會議裡美國人和英國人同時受邀來到台灣開會。</SPAN></FONT></B><FONT color=black size=2 face="Segoe UI"><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 'Segoe UI'; COLOR: black; FONT-SIZE: 10pt"> <BR></SPAN></FONT><B><FONT color=#0000a1 size=4 face=PMingLiU><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: PMingLiU; COLOR: #0000a1; FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; FONT-WEIGHT: bold" lang=ZH-TW>他們受邀到川菜餐廳吃飯，美國人先吃了一口五更腸旺，但一不小心吃到很辣的辣椒，所以美國人就一邊吃一邊流眼淚。英國人關心的問：你怎麼了？</SPAN></FONT></B><B><FONT color=red size=4 face="Segoe UI"><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 'Segoe UI'; COLOR: red; FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; FONT-WEIGHT: bold"><BR></SPAN></FONT></B><B><FONT color=red size=4 face=PMingLiU><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: PMingLiU; COLOR: red; FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; FONT-WEIGHT: bold" lang=ZH-TW>美國人說：沒什麼！我只是突然想念起我在美國的母親，覺得有點難過！</SPAN></FONT></B><B><FONT color=red size=4 face="Segoe UI"><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 'Segoe UI'; COLOR: red; FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; FONT-WEIGHT: bold"><BR></SPAN></FONT></B><B><FONT color=red size=4 face=PMingLiU><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: PMingLiU; COLOR: red; FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; FONT-WEIGHT: bold" lang=ZH-TW>後來英國人也吃了一大口五更腸旺，吃到辣椒，也是辣的涕淚直流。</SPAN></FONT></B><FONT color=black size=2 face="Segoe UI"><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 'Segoe UI'; COLOR: black; FONT-SIZE: 10pt"> <BR></SPAN></FONT><B><FONT color=red size=4 face=PMingLiU><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: PMingLiU; COLOR: red; FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; FONT-WEIGHT: bold" lang=ZH-TW>美國人也關心的問：你怎麼了？</SPAN></FONT></B><B><FONT color=red size=4 face="Segoe UI"><SPAN style="COLOR: red; FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; FONT-WEIGHT: bold"><BR></SPAN></FONT></B><B><FONT color=red size=4 face=PMingLiU><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: PMingLiU; COLOR: red; FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; FONT-WEIGHT: bold" lang=ZH-TW>英國人回答：喔，我也是想起了你媽媽！</SPAN></FONT></B><B><FONT color=red size=4 face="Segoe UI"><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 'Segoe UI'; COLOR: red; FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; FONT-WEIGHT: bold"><BR></SPAN></FONT></B><B><FONT color=red size=4 face=PMingLiU><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: PMingLiU; COLOR: red; FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; FONT-WEIGHT: bold" lang=ZH-TW>美國人一聽覺得很奇怪開口問：你流眼淚跟我媽媽有什麼關係？</SPAN></FONT></B><B><FONT color=red size=4 face="Segoe UI"><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 'Segoe UI'; COLOR: red; FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; FONT-WEIGHT: bold"><BR></SPAN></FONT></B><B><FONT color=red size=4 face=PMingLiU><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: PMingLiU; COLOR: red; FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt; FONT-WEIGHT: bold" lang=ZH-TW>英國人說：我只是想起你媽媽，怎麼會生出你這個不誠實的兒子？</SPAN></FONT></B><FONT color=black size=2 face="Segoe UI"><SPAN style="COLOR: black; FONT-SIZE: 10pt"> <BR> </SPAN></FONT></P>
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