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<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 12pt; mso-layout-grid-align: none"><FONT size=3><SPAN lang=EN-US style="COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 標楷體; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: 標楷體; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'">"</SPAN><SPAN style="COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 標楷體; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: 標楷體; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'">嫁妝<SPAN lang=EN-US>"</SPAN> 就是丈母娘給女婿的回扣。<SPAN lang=EN-US><?xml:namespace prefix = o ns = "urn:schemas-microsoft-com:office:office" /><o:p></o:p></SPAN></SPAN></FONT></P>
<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 12pt; mso-layout-grid-align: none"><FONT size=3><SPAN lang=EN-US style="COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 標楷體; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: 標楷體; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'">"</SPAN><SPAN style="COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 標楷體; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: 標楷體; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'">自戀<SPAN lang=EN-US>"</SPAN>就是下輩子我一定要投胎做女人，然後嫁個像我這樣的男人。</SPAN><SPAN style="COLOR: blue; FONT-FAMILY: 絡遺羹; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'"> </SPAN><SPAN style="COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 絡遺羹; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'"> </SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="COLOR: black; mso-fareast-font-family: 絡遺羹; mso-font-kerning: 0pt"><o:p></o:p></SPAN></FONT></P>
<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 12pt; mso-layout-grid-align: none"><FONT size=3><SPAN lang=EN-US style="COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 標楷體; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: 標楷體; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'">"</SPAN><SPAN style="COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 標楷體; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: 標楷體; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'">無語<SPAN lang=EN-US>"</SPAN>就是法官問：你為什麼印假鈔？罪犯說：真鈔我不會印。</SPAN><SPAN style="COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 絡遺羹; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'"> </SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="COLOR: black; mso-fareast-font-family: 絡遺羹; mso-font-kerning: 0pt"><o:p></o:p></SPAN></FONT></P>
<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 12pt; mso-layout-grid-align: none"><FONT size=3><SPAN lang=EN-US style="COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 標楷體; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: 標楷體; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'">"</SPAN><SPAN style="COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 標楷體; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: 標楷體; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'">約會<SPAN lang=EN-US>"</SPAN>就是一對男女展現自己前所未有的精湛演技的時候。</SPAN><SPAN style="COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 絡遺羹; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'"> </SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="COLOR: black; mso-fareast-font-family: 絡遺羹; mso-font-kerning: 0pt"><o:p></o:p></SPAN></FONT></P>
<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 12pt; mso-layout-grid-align: none"><FONT size=3><SPAN lang=EN-US style="COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 標楷體; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: 標楷體; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'">"</SPAN><SPAN style="COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 標楷體; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: 標楷體; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'">天堂<SPAN lang=EN-US>"</SPAN>就是所有的女人都在，只有你老婆不在的地方。</SPAN><SPAN style="COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 絡遺羹; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'"> </SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="COLOR: black; mso-fareast-font-family: 絡遺羹; mso-font-kerning: 0pt"><o:p></o:p></SPAN></FONT></P>
<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 12pt; mso-layout-grid-align: none"><FONT size=3><SPAN lang=EN-US style="COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 標楷體; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: 標楷體; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'">"</SPAN><SPAN style="COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 標楷體; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: 標楷體; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'">無奈<SPAN lang=EN-US>"</SPAN>就是被狗咬了一口，卻無法反咬一口時的感覺。 </SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="COLOR: black; mso-fareast-font-family: 絡遺羹; mso-font-kerning: 0pt"><o:p></o:p></SPAN></FONT></P>
<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 12pt; mso-layout-grid-align: none"><FONT size=3><SPAN lang=EN-US style="COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 標楷體; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: 標楷體; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'">"</SPAN><SPAN style="COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 標楷體; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: 標楷體; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'">醜聞<SPAN lang=EN-US>"</SPAN>就是當你帶一個醜八怪女孩出遊，就會聽到周遭的人所說的話。</SPAN><SPAN style="COLOR: black; FONT-FAMILY: 絡遺羹; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'"> </SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US style="COLOR: #813f62; FONT-FAMILY: 標楷體; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: 標楷體; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'">"</SPAN><SPAN style="COLOR: #813f62; FONT-FAMILY: 標楷體; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-bidi-font-family: 標楷體; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'">白領<SPAN lang=EN-US>"</SPAN>就是今天發了薪水，交了房租、水電瓦斯費，買了油、米和泡麵，摸摸口袋剩下的錢，感歎一聲：這月薪水又白領了！</SPAN></FONT><SPAN lang=EN-US style="COLOR: black; mso-fareast-font-family: 絡遺羹; mso-font-kerning: 0pt"><o:p></o:p></SPAN></P>
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