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兩位神父 !

<strong><font size="6"><font color="#0000ff">兩位神父 !</font></font></strong> <br />
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<font face="新細明體 "><font size="4"><font color="blue"><strong>兩位神父去夏威夷度假。</strong></font></font></font><font face="新細明體 "><font size="4"></font></font> <br />
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<font face="新細明體 "><font size="4"><font color="blue"><strong>他們二位，為了要享受一個真正的私人假期，</strong></font></font></font> <br />
<font face="新細明體 "><font size="4"><font color="blue"></font></font></font><font face="新細明體 "><font size="4"><font color="blue"><strong>決定不穿</strong></font></font></font><font face="新細明體 "><font size="4"><strong> 、</strong></font></font><font face="新細明體 "><font size="4"><font color="blue"><strong>不帶證明他們是神父的任何東西，&nbsp; &nbsp;</strong></font></font></font><br />
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<font face="新細明體 "><font size="4"><font color="blue"><strong>而且，飛機一著陸，就進入一家渡假用品店，</strong></font></font></font> <br />
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<font face="新細明體 "><font size="4"><font color="blue"><strong>買一些真正渡假用的短褲，襯衫，涼鞋，墨鏡，等等。</strong></font></font></font> <br />
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<font face="新細明體 "><font size="4"><font color="blue"><strong>&nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;第二天早晨，他們穿著 &quot;遊客&quot; 裝去海灘， </strong></font></font></font><br />
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<font face="新細明體 "><font size="4"><font color="blue"><strong>&nbsp;&nbsp;找個位子適中的海灘椅子坐下來，</strong></font></font></font> <br />
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<font face="新細明體 "><font size="4"><font color="blue"><strong>&nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;大大方方地享受飲料，陽光和風景什麼的時候……</strong></font></font></font><font face="新細明體 "><font size="3"> </font></font><br />
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<font face="新細明體 "><font size="4"><font color="blue"><strong>&nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;一個酷到不能再酷的金髮碧眼上空美女，</strong></font></font></font><font face="新細明體 "><font size="3"> </font></font><br />
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<font face="新細明體 "><font size="4"><font color="blue"><strong>只穿著小到不能再小的比基尼內泳褲，</strong></font></font></font><font face="新細明體 "><font size="3"> </font></font><br />
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<font face="新細明體 "><font size="4"><font color="blue"><strong> 一直笑瞇瞇的向他們二位走過來。</strong></font></font></font><font face="新細明體 "><font size="3"></font></font><font face="新細明體 "><font size="4"></font></font> <br />
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<font face="新細明體 "><font size="4"><font color="blue"><strong>&nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;兩位神父，目瞪口呆地凝視她。</strong></font></font></font><font face="新細明體 "><font size="3"> </font></font><br />
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<font face="新細明體 "><font size="4"><font color="#008000"><strong>她來到他們面前，甜蜜蜜地向一位神父說：</strong></font></font></font> <br />
<font face="新細明體 "><font size="4"><font color="#008000"><strong>&quot;早安，神父&quot;，回過頭來又向另一位神父說：&quot;早安，神父&quot;， </strong></font></font></font><br />
<font face="新細明體 "><font size="4"><font color="#008000"><strong>點點頭分別向二位打個招呼，然後就走過去了。 </strong></font></font></font><br />
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<font face="新細明體 "><font size="4"><strong>&nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp; 二位神父嚇到不成，昏迷指數立刻降到三，</strong></font></font> <br />
<font face="新細明體 "><font size="4"><strong>&nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp; 經過好一陣子才清醒過來。&nbsp; &nbsp;</strong></font></font><br />
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<font face="新細明體 "><font size="4"><font color="#800000"><strong>&nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp; 她到底怎樣知道我倆是神父？ </strong></font></font></font><br />
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<font face="新細明體 "><font size="4"><strong>他倆又回到渡假用品店，買更像渡假客的全套衣服，</strong></font></font> <br />
<font face="新細明體 "><font size="4"><strong>等待第二天的來臨。</strong></font></font> <br />
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<font face="新細明體 "><font size="4"><font color="blue"><strong>&nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp;天一亮，他倆穿上新裝，坐在老地方，</strong></font></font></font> <br />
<font face="新細明體 "><font size="4"><font color="blue"><strong>&nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp;享受飲料、陽光，風景時……</strong></font></font></font><font face="新細明體 "><font size="4"></font></font><br />
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<font face="新細明體 "><font size="4"><font color="blue"><strong>那位金髮碧眼的上空美女，又只穿一件不同顏色的比基尼泳褲，</strong></font></font></font> <br />
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<font face="新細明體 "><font size="4"><font color="blue"><strong>遠遠向他們二位走過來。</strong></font></font></font> <br />
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<font face="新細明體 "><font size="4"><font color="#008000"><strong>來到面前，她還是笑瞇瞇地點點頭說：</strong></font></font></font><font face="新細明體 "><font size="3"></font></font><br />
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<font face="新細明體 "><font size="4"><font color="#008000"><strong> &quot;早安，神父&quot; ~ &quot;早安，神父&quot;， </strong></font></font></font><br />
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<font face="新細明體 "><font size="4"><font color="#008000"><strong>&nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp;打完招呼就想要走開。</strong></font></font></font> <br />
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<font face="新細明體 "><font size="4"><strong>&nbsp; &nbsp; 這時，神父之一忍不住地開了口，說：</strong></font></font> <br />
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<font face="新細明體 "><font size="4"><strong>&quot;小姐，請等一下&quot;。&nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&quot;是，有什麼吩咐？ 神父？&quot;</strong></font></font> <br />
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<font face="新細明體 "><font size="4"><font color="#008000"><strong>&nbsp;&nbsp;&quot;我們是神父沒有錯，我們也以身為神父為榮。</strong></font></font></font><font face="新細明體 "><font size="3"></font></font><br />
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<font face="新細明體 "><font size="4"><font color="#008000"><strong>但是有一件事令我百思不解，</strong></font></font></font> <br />
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<font face="新細明體 "><font size="4"><font color="#008000"><strong><font color="#ff0000">我們這樣打扮，妳到底怎樣知道我們是神父？</font>&quot;</strong></font></font></font><font face="新細明體 "><font size="3"> </font></font><br />
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<font face="新細明體 "><font size="4"><font color="blue"><strong>&nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp;美女嫣然一笑，回答說：</strong></font></font></font> <br />
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<font face="新細明體 "><font size="4"><font color="blue"><strong>&nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&quot;神父……&nbsp;&nbsp;是我，我是修女凱瑟琳&quot;啊!。 </strong></font></font></font><br />
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