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<P class=yiv1979128064yiv60229024yiv1275834424yiv730655539yiv1836385446yiv508478150msonormal><B><FONT color=#ff4040 size=5 face=標楷體><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 標楷體; COLOR: #ff4040; FONT-SIZE: 18pt; FONT-WEIGHT: bold">黑猩猩不小心踩到了長臂猿拉的大便</SPAN></FONT></B><SPAN lang=EN-US><BR></SPAN><B><FONT color=#ff4040 size=5 face=標楷體><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 標楷體; COLOR: #ff4040; FONT-SIZE: 18pt; FONT-WEIGHT: bold">長臂猿溫柔細心地幫其擦洗乾淨後它們相愛了。</SPAN></FONT></B><B><FONT size=5 face=標楷體><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 標楷體; FONT-SIZE: 18pt; FONT-WEIGHT: bold"> </SPAN></FONT></B><SPAN lang=EN-US><BR></SPAN><B><FONT color=#ff4040 size=5 face=標楷體><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 標楷體; COLOR: #ff4040; FONT-SIZE: 18pt; FONT-WEIGHT: bold">別人問起他們是怎麼走到一起的？</SPAN></FONT></B><B><FONT size=5 face=標楷體><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 標楷體; FONT-SIZE: 18pt; FONT-WEIGHT: bold"> </SPAN></FONT></B><SPAN lang=EN-US><BR></SPAN><B><FONT color=#ff4040 size=5 face=標楷體><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 標楷體; COLOR: #ff4040; FONT-SIZE: 18pt; FONT-WEIGHT: bold">黑猩猩感慨地說：猿糞！都是猿糞啊！</SPAN></FONT></B><B><FONT size=5 face=標楷體><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 標楷體; FONT-SIZE: 18pt; FONT-WEIGHT: bold"> </SPAN></FONT></B><SPAN lang=EN-US></SPAN></P>
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<P class=yiv1979128064yiv60229024yiv1275834424yiv730655539yiv1836385446yiv508478150msonormal><B><FONT color=#407f00 size=5 face=標楷體><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 標楷體; COLOR: #407f00; FONT-SIZE: 18pt; FONT-WEIGHT: bold">為什麼我們每天都吃大便啊！</SPAN></FONT></B><B><FONT size=5 face=標楷體><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 標楷體; FONT-SIZE: 18pt; FONT-WEIGHT: bold"> </SPAN></FONT></B><SPAN lang=EN-US><BR></SPAN><B><FONT color=#407f00 size=5 face=標楷體><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 標楷體; COLOR: #407f00; FONT-SIZE: 18pt; FONT-WEIGHT: bold">蒼蠅媽媽生氣的說：</SPAN></FONT></B><SPAN lang=EN-US></SPAN></P></DIV>
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<P class=yiv1979128064yiv60229024yiv1275834424yiv730655539yiv1836385446yiv508478150msonormal><B><FONT color=#407f00 size=5 face=標楷體><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 標楷體; COLOR: #407f00; FONT-SIZE: 18pt; FONT-WEIGHT: bold">吃飯的時候不要說這麼噁心的話，趁熱吃<SPAN lang=EN-US>!!</SPAN></SPAN></FONT></B><B><FONT size=5 face=標楷體><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 標楷體; FONT-SIZE: 18pt; FONT-WEIGHT: bold" lang=EN-US> </SPAN></FONT></B><SPAN lang=EN-US></SPAN></P></DIV>
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<P class=yiv1979128064yiv60229024yiv1275834424yiv730655539yiv1836385446yiv508478150msonormal><B><FONT color=#ff007f size=5 face=標楷體><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 標楷體; COLOR: #ff007f; FONT-SIZE: 18pt; FONT-WEIGHT: bold">有個靦腆的男孩，終于鼓足勇氣問心愛的女孩：</SPAN></FONT></B><SPAN lang=EN-US></SPAN></P></DIV>
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<P class=yiv1979128064yiv60229024yiv1275834424yiv730655539yiv1836385446yiv508478150msonormal><B><FONT color=#ff007f size=5 face=標楷體><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 標楷體; COLOR: #ff007f; FONT-SIZE: 18pt; FONT-WEIGHT: bold">你喜歡什麼樣的男孩子？</SPAN></FONT></B><B><FONT size=5 face=標楷體><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 標楷體; FONT-SIZE: 18pt; FONT-WEIGHT: bold"> </SPAN></FONT></B><SPAN lang=EN-US><BR></SPAN><B><FONT color=#ff007f size=5 face=標楷體><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 標楷體; COLOR: #ff007f; FONT-SIZE: 18pt; FONT-WEIGHT: bold">女孩說：投緣的。</SPAN></FONT></B><B><FONT size=5 face=標楷體><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 標楷體; FONT-SIZE: 18pt; FONT-WEIGHT: bold"> </SPAN></FONT></B><SPAN lang=EN-US><BR></SPAN><B><FONT color=#ff007f size=5 face=標楷體><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 標楷體; COLOR: #ff007f; FONT-SIZE: 18pt; FONT-WEIGHT: bold">男孩再問還是一樣，他只好傷心地說：頭扁一點</SPAN></FONT></B><SPAN lang=EN-US></SPAN></P></DIV>
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