呼叫警察
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<P><FONT size=5><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt">時間：</SPAN><FONT face=Garamond><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: Garamond; FONT-SIZE: 18pt" lang=EN-US>2004</SPAN></FONT><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt">年元月期間發生的事情</SPAN></FONT><FONT face=Garamond><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: Garamond; FONT-SIZE: 18pt" lang=EN-US><BR><BR></SPAN></FONT><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt">人物：我老爹老媽與他們的朋友死黨們</SPAN><FONT face=Garamond><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: Garamond; FONT-SIZE: 18pt" lang=EN-US><BR><BR></SPAN></FONT><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt">地點：香港海關</SPAN><FONT face=Garamond><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: Garamond; FONT-SIZE: 18pt" lang=EN-US><BR><BR></SPAN></FONT><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt">事情是這樣子的</SPAN><FONT face=Garamond><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: Garamond; FONT-SIZE: 18pt" lang=EN-US>…<BR><BR></SPAN></FONT><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt">過年期間，我老爹老媽與朋友們，一同到中國去自助旅行。</SPAN><FONT face=Garamond><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: Garamond; FONT-SIZE: 18pt" lang=EN-US><BR><BR></SPAN></FONT><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt">途中，經過香港海關而耽擱了一段時間。</SPAN><FONT face=Garamond><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: Garamond; FONT-SIZE: 18pt" lang=EN-US><BR><BR></SPAN></FONT><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt">海關人員對著我老爹說：「呼叫警察！」</SPAN><FONT face=Garamond><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: Garamond; FONT-SIZE: 18pt" lang=EN-US><BR><BR></SPAN></FONT><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt">我老爹不假思考，於是拿起行動電話，準備撥打電話呼叫警察。</SPAN><FONT face=Garamond><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: Garamond; FONT-SIZE: 18pt" lang=EN-US><BR><BR></SPAN></FONT><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt">但是，我老爹並不知道香港的警察電話，是否與台灣一樣是</SPAN><FONT face=Garamond><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: Garamond; FONT-SIZE: 18pt" lang=EN-US>110</SPAN></FONT><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt">。</SPAN><FONT face=Garamond><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: Garamond; FONT-SIZE: 18pt" lang=EN-US><BR><BR></SPAN></FONT><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt">於是我老爹詢問對方，警察電話號碼幾號？</SPAN></P>
<P><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt"></SPAN><FONT face=Garamond><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: Garamond; FONT-SIZE: 18pt" lang=EN-US><BR></SPAN></FONT><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt">照道理來說，以上的程序都是正常的，也沒什麼異常。</SPAN><FONT face=Garamond><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: Garamond; FONT-SIZE: 18pt" lang=EN-US><BR><BR></SPAN></FONT><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt">但是，海關人員似乎抓狂了，一直重複這句話，並且唸唸有辭，像是中邪那樣的急迫。</SPAN><FONT face=Garamond><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: Garamond; FONT-SIZE: 18pt" lang=EN-US><BR><BR></SPAN></FONT><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt">「呼叫警察！」</SPAN><FONT face=Garamond><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: Garamond; FONT-SIZE: 18pt" lang=EN-US><BR><BR></SPAN></FONT><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt">「呼叫警察啦！」</SPAN><FONT face=Garamond><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: Garamond; FONT-SIZE: 18pt" lang=EN-US><BR><BR></SPAN></FONT><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt">「快點！呼叫警察啦！」</SPAN><FONT face=Garamond><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: Garamond; FONT-SIZE: 18pt" lang=EN-US><BR><BR></SPAN></FONT><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt">我老爹感覺到對方，似乎很急迫很危險的樣子，正在猜測，會不會有人犯法了？</SPAN><FONT face=Garamond><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: Garamond; FONT-SIZE: 18pt" lang=EN-US><BR><BR></SPAN></FONT><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt">於是，我老爹的朋友們見狀，很講義氣，拿出自己的手機，幫忙撥打電話。</SPAN><FONT face=Garamond><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: Garamond; FONT-SIZE: 18pt" lang=EN-US><BR><BR></SPAN></FONT><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt">對方也不甘示弱，叫了好幾位都是他們的同事。</SPAN><FONT face=Garamond><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: Garamond; FONT-SIZE: 18pt" lang=EN-US><BR><BR></SPAN></FONT><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt">一起對著我老爸那群人，直喊：「呼</SPAN><FONT face="MS Mincho"><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 'MS Mincho'; FONT-SIZE: 18pt" lang=EN-US>∼</SPAN></FONT><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt">叫</SPAN><FONT face="MS Mincho"><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 'MS Mincho'; FONT-SIZE: 18pt" lang=EN-US>∼</SPAN></FONT><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt">警</SPAN><FONT face="MS Mincho"><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 'MS Mincho'; FONT-SIZE: 18pt" lang=EN-US>∼</SPAN></FONT><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt">察</SPAN><FONT face="MS Mincho"><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 'MS Mincho'; FONT-SIZE: 18pt" lang=EN-US>∼</SPAN></FONT><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt">啦</SPAN><FONT face="MS Mincho"><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 'MS Mincho'; FONT-SIZE: 18pt" lang=EN-US>∼</SPAN></FONT><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt">！」</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US> <BR></SPAN><FONT size=5 face=Garamond><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: Garamond; FONT-SIZE: 18pt" lang=EN-US><BR></SPAN></FONT><FONT size=5><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt">我老爹那群人聽了之後，全體人員，都各自拿起自己的手機，打起行動電話。</SPAN></FONT><FONT size=5 face=Garamond><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: Garamond; FONT-SIZE: 18pt" lang=EN-US><BR><BR></SPAN></FONT><FONT size=5><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt">（請想像那樣子的畫面，何其壯觀呀！）</SPAN></FONT><FONT size=5 face=Garamond><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: Garamond; FONT-SIZE: 18pt" lang=EN-US><BR><BR></SPAN></FONT><FONT size=5><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt">就這樣子折騰了好一段時間。</SPAN></FONT><FONT size=5 face=Garamond><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: Garamond; FONT-SIZE: 18pt" lang=EN-US><BR><BR></SPAN></FONT><FONT size=5><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt">最後海關他們突然想到了，用手寫字給這群台灣人看。</SPAN></FONT><FONT size=5 face=Garamond><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: Garamond; FONT-SIZE: 18pt" lang=EN-US><BR><BR></SPAN></FONT><FONT size=5><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt">我老爹他們見了紙上面的字條後，全體人員就這樣子亂笑成一團。</SPAN></FONT><FONT size=5 face=Garamond><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: Garamond; FONT-SIZE: 18pt" lang=EN-US><BR><BR></SPAN></FONT><FONT size=5><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt">字條上面寫的是：「護照檢查！」</SPAN></FONT></P>