牛奶泡滷蛋 ...好笑!
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<P class=yiv1076325931MsoNormal><FONT size=5 face=新細明體><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt">兒子在剛滿六個月的時候，一直三四天高燒不退，也拉肚子</SPAN></FONT><FONT size=5 face=Garamond><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: Garamond; FONT-SIZE: 18pt" lang=EN-US>………</SPAN></FONT><SPAN lang=EN-US> </SPAN></P>
<P><FONT size=5><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt">我老婆急了，打電話給醫生。</SPAN></FONT><FONT size=5 face=Garamond><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: Garamond; FONT-SIZE: 18pt" lang=EN-US><BR></SPAN></FONT><FONT size=5><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt">老婆說：「醫生！他還拉肚子怎麼辦？」</SPAN></FONT><FONT size=5 face=Garamond><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: Garamond; FONT-SIZE: 18pt" lang=EN-US><BR></SPAN></FONT><FONT size=5><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt">醫生說：「牛奶泡淡</SPAN></FONT><FONT size=5 face=Garamond><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: Garamond; FONT-SIZE: 18pt" lang=EN-US>…</SPAN></FONT><FONT size=5><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt">」</SPAN></FONT><FONT size=5 face=Garamond><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: Garamond; FONT-SIZE: 18pt" lang=EN-US><BR></SPAN></FONT><FONT size=5><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt">老婆說：「泡蛋？那那那</SPAN></FONT><FONT size=5 face=Garamond><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: Garamond; FONT-SIZE: 18pt" lang=EN-US>………</SPAN></FONT><FONT size=5><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt">是整顆？還是只要蛋黃就好，要不要剝殼啊？」</SPAN></FONT><FONT size=5 face=Garamond><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: Garamond; FONT-SIZE: 18pt" lang=EN-US><BR></SPAN></FONT><FONT size=5><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt">醫生說：「是水量一樣，奶粉減半啦。」</SPAN></FONT><FONT size=5 face=Garamond><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: Garamond; FONT-SIZE: 18pt" lang=EN-US><BR></SPAN></FONT><FONT size=5><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt">老婆很不好意思的把電話掛了</SPAN></FONT><FONT size=5 face=Garamond><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: Garamond; FONT-SIZE: 18pt" lang=EN-US>………<BR></SPAN></FONT><FONT size=5><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt">然後嗲嗲的跟我說：「老公，我是不是很丟臉啊？」</SPAN></FONT><FONT size=5 face=Garamond><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: Garamond; FONT-SIZE: 18pt" lang=EN-US><BR></SPAN></FONT><FONT size=5><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt">我只好跟他說：「不會啊</SPAN></FONT><FONT size=5 face=Garamond><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: Garamond; FONT-SIZE: 18pt" lang=EN-US>…</SPAN></FONT><FONT size=5><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt">如果是我，我會問是滷蛋還是茶葉蛋</SPAN></FONT><FONT size=5 face=Garamond><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: Garamond; FONT-SIZE: 18pt" lang=EN-US>…</SPAN></FONT><FONT size=5><SPAN style="FONT-SIZE: 18pt">」</SPAN></FONT><FONT size=5 face=Garamond><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: Garamond; FONT-SIZE: 18pt" lang=EN-US><BR></SPAN></FONT></P>