搞笑英文句子（值得一看）
Money is not everything. There‘s Mastercard & Visa.<br />
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钞票不是万能的，有时还需要信用卡。<br />
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One should love animals. They are so tasty.<br />
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每个人都应该热爱动物，因为它们很好吃。<br />
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Save water. Shower with your girlfriend.<br />
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要节约用水，尽量和女友一起洗澡。<br />
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Love the neighbor. But don‘t get caught.<br />
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要用心去爱你的邻居，不过不要让她的老公知道。<br />
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Behind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.<br />
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每个成功男人的背后，都有一个女人。每个不成功男人的背后，都有两个。<br />
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Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.<br />
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再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚，幸福不是永久的嘛。<br />
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The wise never marry, And when they marry they become otherwise.<br />
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聪明人都是未婚的，结婚的人很难再聪明起来。<br />
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Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives.<br />
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成功是一个相关名词，他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚（联系）。<br />
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Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today.<br />
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不要等明天交不上差再找借口，今天就要找好。<br />
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Love is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.<br />
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爱情就象照片，需要大量的暗房时间来培养。（老外也保守，要摸黑办事，哈哈）<br />
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Children in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause children.<br />
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后排座位上的小孩会生出意外，后排座位上的意外会生出小孩。<br />
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"Your future depends on your dreams." So go to sleep.<br />
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“现在的梦想决定着你的将来”，所以还是再睡一会吧。<br />
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There should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning.<br />
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应该有更好的方式开始新一天，而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来。<br />
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"Hard work never killed anybody." But why take the risk? "<br />
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“努力工作不会导致死亡！”不过我不会用自己去证明。<br />
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"Work fascinates me." I can look at it for hours! "<br />
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“工作好有意思耶！”尤其是看着别人工作。<br />
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God made relatives; Thank God we can choose our friends.<br />
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神决定了谁是你的亲戚，幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。<br />
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When two‘s company, three‘s the result!<br />
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两个人的状态是不稳定的，三个人才是！<br />
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A dress is like a barbed fence. It protects the premises without restricting the view.<br />
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