kingdomoo 2010-9-5 23:34
老爸的英文情書
老爸一直以追到有校花之稱的老媽而自豪,但每次講到擄獲老媽芳心的致命關鍵的一封英文情書,老媽都笑的前俯後仰,經過我們一再催逼,老媽終於拿出老爸當年寫給他的情書,看了真的是OH!MY GOD!很有一套喔!<br />
Dear wang little sister:親愛的王小姐。From see you one eye I shit love you.自從看到你的第一眼,我便愛上妳!<br />
Youreyes close,I die;your eyes open I come back to live.Your eyes close andopen again and again,I die again and liveagain.你的眼睛閉上,我就死了,你的眼睛打開,我又活過來,你的眼睛眨阿眨,我就死去活來!<br />
Maybe you do not remeber me,no matter.<br />
When you carefully look at me,you will one see clock.<br />
也許你不記得我,沒有關係,當你仔細看著我,你就會一見鍾情.<br />
I think I shold introduce myself to you.我想我應該介紹一下自己。My name is Li big great.我的名子是李大偉(今天是TODAY今年是TOYEAR那麼偉就翻成GREAT吧!)<br />
My home have four mouth people papa,mama,I and DD.<br />
我家有四口人..爸爸.媽媽.我和弟弟。<br />
I am a good man,in a big company work.我是一個好男人,在一家大公司上班。<br />
I do early fuck every day,so that I can have strong body to protect you.<br />
我每天做早操,這樣我會有強壯的身體來保護你。<br />
Pleasecome to eat and sleep with me,or I will cut my hair to be a monk,andfind a place where many monks live in to over my life.<br />
請嫁給我吧,否則我將削髮為僧,找個廟來了此一生。<br />
(實在想不起{嫁}這個字怎麼翻譯,好在頭腦靈光,嫁過來不就是和我吃住在一起,至於(廟)字,也不會翻譯,不過很多和尚住在一起的地方,就是廟。)<br />
Like your people<br />
喜歡你的人