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tomjay936 2010-8-27 22:28

好孩子千萬不要學..

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在學校的午餐完畢的時候&nbsp; &nbsp; 想說無聊 抓幾隻蟋蟀來玩玩<br />
&nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp; (在那個時候抓幾隻蟋蟀很容易)<br />
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抓了 2~ 3 隻&nbsp; &nbsp;想說來幫它(蟋蟀)改變一下造型 <br />
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首先把它的2根觸鬚拔起來&nbsp; &nbsp;把其中2隻的觸鬚對調&nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;結果.................<br />
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<font size="5">會動</font>!&nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp;<font size="5"> 注意!!&nbsp; &nbsp;是真的會動喔! </font>&nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp; (心想真的假的)<br />
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我就不信邪再玩&nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;這個時候我朋友剛好打到1隻垂死的蟑螂<br />
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這時心裡奸笑著&nbsp;&nbsp;(你還會動&nbsp;&nbsp;很好!!)<br />
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再把它的翅膀跟&nbsp; &nbsp;<font size="4"> 蟑&nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp;螂&nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp;的&nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;翅&nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp;膀&nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp; 交&nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp;換 </font>&nbsp; &nbsp;<br />
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再用立可白黏起來&nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp;(因為臨時沒有膠水)<br />
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媽的!!!!它居然還會鼓動翅膀&nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp;(喂!!!!那是<font size="5">蟑螂</font>的翅膀內) <br />
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太猛了吧!!! <br />
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看來沒拿出絕招&nbsp;&nbsp;你是不會怕!&nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp; (自言自語其實已經走火入魔了)<br />
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最後把它的頭用小刀切下來 <br />
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再用牙籤插在頭跟身體中間<br />
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再裝回去<br />
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結果!!<br />
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跳2下&nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;頭掉下來&nbsp; &nbsp; <br />
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裝回去&nbsp; &nbsp; <br />
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再 跳2下&nbsp;&nbsp;再裝回去<br />
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最後!<br />
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格屁!!!!<br />
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我還是幫它蠟封<img src="images/smilies/default/lol.gif" smilieid="12" border="0" alt="" /> <img src="images/smilies/default/lol.gif" smilieid="12" border="0" alt="" /><!--YSM BEGIN(1)-->
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