kingdomoo 2010-8-17 09:55
把手伸進內衣裏
<font face="新細明體 "><font style="font-size: 10.5pt">某美女</font></font><font face="Arial "><font style="font-size: 10.5pt">, </font></font><font face="新細明體 "><font style="font-size: 10.5pt">決定下重金</font></font><font face="Arial "><font style="font-size: 10.5pt">, </font></font><font face="新細明體 "><font style="font-size: 10.5pt">讓自己瘦身</font></font><font face="Arial "><font style="font-size: 10.5pt">. </font></font><font face="新細明體 "><font style="font-size: 10.5pt">花十幾萬元以後</font></font><font face="Arial "><font style="font-size: 10.5pt">,</font></font><font face="新細明體 "><font style="font-size: 10.5pt">她覺得非常滿意</font></font><font face="Arial "><font style="font-size: 10.5pt">!<br />
</font></font><font face="新細明體 "><font style="font-size: 10.5pt">回家路上</font></font><font face="Arial "><font style="font-size: 10.5pt">, </font></font><font face="新細明體 "><font style="font-size: 10.5pt">在報攤</font></font><font face="Arial "><font style="font-size: 10.5pt">, </font></font><font face="新細明體 "><font style="font-size: 10.5pt">買了份報紙</font></font><font face="Arial "><font style="font-size: 10.5pt">, </font></font><font face="新細明體 "><font style="font-size: 10.5pt">找錢的時候</font></font><font face="Arial "><font style="font-size: 10.5pt">, </font></font><font face="新細明體 "><font style="font-size: 10.5pt">她問老闆：</font></font><font face="Arial "><font style="font-size: 10.5pt">“</font></font><font face="新細明體 "><font style="font-size: 10.5pt">不好意思</font></font><font face="Arial "><font style="font-size: 10.5pt">, </font></font><font face="新細明體 "><font style="font-size: 10.5pt">你猜我幾歲？</font></font><font face="Arial "><font style="font-size: 10.5pt">”<br />
</font></font><font face="新細明體 "><font style="font-size: 10.5pt">老闆說：</font></font><font face="Arial "><font style="font-size: 10.5pt">32</font></font><font face="新細明體 "><font style="font-size: 10.5pt">。</font></font><br />
<font face="新細明體 "><font style="font-size: 10.5pt">她好高興：</font></font><font face="Arial "><font style="font-size: 10.5pt">47</font></font><font face="新細明體 "><font style="font-size: 10.5pt">啦！<br />
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<font face="新細明體 "><font style="font-size: 10.5pt">接著</font></font><font face="Arial "><font style="font-size: 10.5pt">,</font></font><font face="新細明體 "><font style="font-size: 10.5pt">她去麥當勞</font></font><font face="Arial "><font style="font-size: 10.5pt">.</font></font><font face="新細明體 "><font style="font-size: 10.5pt">問櫃檯的小姐同樣的問題。</font></font><br />
<font face="新細明體 "><font style="font-size: 10.5pt">小姐說：我猜</font></font><font face="Arial "><font style="font-size: 10.5pt">29</font></font><font face="新細明體 "><font style="font-size: 10.5pt">。</font></font><br />
<font face="新細明體 "><font style="font-size: 10.5pt">她好高興</font></font><font face="Arial "><font style="font-size: 10.5pt">: </font></font><font face="新細明體 "><font style="font-size: 10.5pt">不是</font></font><font face="Arial "><font style="font-size: 10.5pt">, 47</font></font><font face="新細明體 "><font style="font-size: 10.5pt">啦</font></font><font face="Arial "><font style="font-size: 10.5pt">!<br />
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</font></font><font face="新細明體 "><font style="font-size: 10.5pt">興高采烈，她去街角的統一超市買包口香糖，忍不住又問那裏的櫃檯小姐。<br />
小姐說</font></font><font face="Arial "><font style="font-size: 10.5pt">: </font></font><font face="新細明體 "><font style="font-size: 10.5pt">嗯</font></font><font face="Arial "><font style="font-size: 10.5pt">, </font></font><font face="新細明體 "><font style="font-size: 10.5pt">我猜</font></font><font face="Arial "><font style="font-size: 10.5pt">30</font></font><font face="新細明體 "><font style="font-size: 10.5pt">。</font></font><br />
<font face="新細明體 "><font style="font-size: 10.5pt">她好得意</font></font><font face="Arial "><font style="font-size: 10.5pt">: 47, </font></font><font face="新細明體 "><font style="font-size: 10.5pt">謝謝</font></font><font face="Arial "><font style="font-size: 10.5pt">!<br />
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</font></font><font face="新細明體 "><font style="font-size: 10.5pt">等公車的時候，她又問旁邊的老頭。</font></font><br />
<font face="新細明體 "><font style="font-size: 10.5pt">老頭說：我</font></font><font face="Arial "><font style="font-size: 10.5pt">78</font></font><font face="新細明體 "><font style="font-size: 10.5pt">歲了，眼睛不好，看不出來。不過，年輕的時候有種方法可以確定。<br />
如果你讓我把手伸進你的胸罩裏，我絕對可以知道你的年紀！<br />
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</font></font><font face="新細明體 "><font style="font-size: 10.5pt">半晌無聲，空曠的大街上，她終於忍不住好奇：好吧</font></font><font face="Arial "><font style="font-size: 10.5pt">!</font></font><font face="新細明體 "><font style="font-size: 10.5pt">你試試看。</font></font><br />
<font face="新細明體 "><font style="font-size: 10.5pt">老頭把手伸入她的襯衫，又伸進她的胸罩，開始緩慢而仔細地摸索。</font></font><br />
<font face="新細明體 "><font style="font-size: 10.5pt">幾分鐘以後</font></font><font face="Arial "><font style="font-size: 10.5pt">, </font></font><font face="新細明體 "><font style="font-size: 10.5pt">她說：好了，你猜我幾歲？<br />
老頭又捏了最後一下，把手拿出來。說：女士，你</font></font><font face="Arial "><font style="font-size: 10.5pt">47</font></font><font face="新細明體 "><font style="font-size: 10.5pt">歲。<br />
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<font face="新細明體 "><font style="font-size: 10.5pt">美女大吃一驚，驚訝的問</font></font><font face="Arial "><font style="font-size: 10.5pt">: </font></font><font face="新細明體 "><font style="font-size: 10.5pt">好厲害</font></font><font face="Arial "><font style="font-size: 10.5pt">! </font></font><font face="新細明體 "><font style="font-size: 10.5pt">你怎麼知道的？</font></font><font face="Arial "><font style="font-size: 10.5pt"><br />
“</font></font><font face="新細明體 "><font style="font-size: 10.5pt">保證不生氣？</font></font><font face="Arial "><font style="font-size: 10.5pt">”<br />
“</font></font><font face="新細明體 "><font style="font-size: 10.5pt">不生氣</font></font><font face="Arial "><font style="font-size: 10.5pt">! ”<br />
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<font face="新細明體 "><font style="font-size: 10.5pt">老頭說：在麥當勞</font></font><font face="Arial "><font style="font-size: 10.5pt">, </font></font><font face="新細明體 "><font style="font-size: 10.5pt">我排你後面。</font></font>