camry 2009-1-21 14:45
三字經成了性指南
<FONT face=Arial><FONT size=2>人之初：the first you do it.(第一次做愛的時候)</FONT></FONT><BR><FONT face=Arial><FONT size=2></FONT></FONT><BR><FONT face=Arial><FONT size=2>性本善：Sex is good.(白話文：性是美好的)</FONT></FONT><BR><FONT face=Arial><FONT size=2></FONT></FONT><BR><FONT face=Arial><FONT size=2>性相近：Basically， all the sex are same.(英翻中：基本上，所有的性行為是差不多滴)</FONT></FONT><BR><FONT face=Arial><FONT size=2></FONT></FONT><BR><FONT face=Arial><FONT size=2>習相遠：But it depends on how the way you do it.(英翻中：但還是得依照個人的喜好而之)</FONT></FONT><BR><FONT face=Arial><FONT size=2></FONT></FONT><BR><FONT face=Arial><FONT size=2>苟不教：If you do not practice all the time.(英翻中：若你不隨時勤煉精進)</FONT></FONT><BR><FONT face=Arial><FONT size=2></FONT></FONT><BR><FONT face=Arial><FONT size=2>性乃遷：Sex will leave you.(英翻中：性將遠離你的生活)</FONT></FONT><BR><FONT face=Arial><FONT size=2></FONT></FONT><BR><FONT face=Arial><FONT size=2>教之道：The way of learning it..(英翻中：學習性的指道原則)</FONT></FONT><BR><FONT face=Arial><FONT size=2></FONT></FONT><BR><FONT face=Arial><FONT size=2>貴以專：is very important to make love with only one person..(英翻中：最最重要的法則是做性這檔事只能對一個人)</FONT></FONT><BR><FONT face=Arial><FONT size=2></FONT></FONT><BR><FONT face=Arial><FONT size=2>昔孟母：Once a great mother， Mrs. Meng.(英翻中：曾經有一個偉大的教母：孟母)</FONT></FONT><BR><FONT face=Arial><FONT size=2></FONT></FONT><BR><FONT face=Arial><FONT size=2>擇鄰處：chose her neighbor to avoid bad sex influence..(英翻中：孩子選最佳性行為示範的鄰居為鄰，避免壞的性示範而影響小朋友的身心健康)</FONT></FONT><BR><FONT face=Arial><FONT size=2></FONT></FONT><BR><FONT face=Arial><FONT size=2>子不學：If you don't study hard，.(英翻中：再次叮囑，你若再不刻苦勤學....)</FONT></FONT><BR><FONT face=Arial><FONT size=2></FONT></FONT><BR><FONT face=Arial><FONT size=2>斷機杼：Your Dick will become useless..(英翻中：你的雞雞就從此報廢掉) (機=雞...HaHaHa...)</FONT></FONT><BR><FONT face=Arial><FONT size=2></FONT></FONT><BR><FONT face=Arial><FONT size=2>竇燕山：Dou， the Famous.(英翻中：寶先生，名人)</FONT></FONT><BR><FONT face=Arial><FONT size=2></FONT></FONT><BR><FONT face=Arial><FONT size=2>有義方：owned a very effective exciting medicine.(英翻中：他有一帖非常好的藥方)</FONT></FONT><BR><FONT face=Arial><FONT size=2></FONT></FONT><BR><FONT face=Arial><FONT size=2>教五子：All his five son took it.(白話文：生出來的五個男孩全靠這一帖)</FONT></FONT><BR><FONT face=Arial><FONT size=2></FONT></FONT><BR><FONT face=Arial><FONT size=2>名俱揚：and their sexual ability were well-known..(英翻中：而他五個小孩的性能力，北港有名聲，下港有出名)</FONT></FONT><BR><FONT face=Arial><FONT size=2></FONT></FONT><BR><FONT face=Arial><FONT size=2>養不教：If your children don t know how to do it，.(英翻中：你的小孩若不知道如何做好性行為....)</FONT></FONT><BR><FONT face=Arial><FONT size=2></FONT></FONT><BR><FONT face=Arial><FONT size=2>父之過：It is all your fault..(英翻中：這所有罪過都是你造成的)</FONT></FONT><BR><FONT face=Arial><FONT size=2></FONT></FONT><BR><FONT face=Arial><FONT size=2>教不嚴：If they had lots of problems with it，.(英翻中：如果你的小孩做這檔是有問題....)</FONT></FONT><BR><FONT face=Arial><FONT size=2></FONT></FONT><BR><FONT face=Arial><FONT size=2>師之惰：their teachr must be too lazy to tell them details on sex..(英翻中：那他的老師一定教很懶散，沒有教的很徹底)</FONT></FONT><BR><FONT face=Arial><FONT size=2></FONT></FONT><BR><FONT face=Arial><FONT size=2>子不學：You may refuse to study this.(英翻中：你或許會抗拒學習它....)</FONT></FONT><BR><FONT face=Arial><FONT size=2></FONT></FONT><BR><FONT face=Arial><FONT size=2>非所宜：but that is a real mistake.(英翻中：你就犯下真正的錯誤)</FONT></FONT><BR><FONT face=Arial><FONT size=2></FONT></FONT><BR><FONT face=Arial><FONT size=2>幼不學：If you don t learn it in childhood，.(英翻中：如果不從小學習它....)</FONT></FONT><BR><FONT face=Arial><FONT size=2></FONT></FONT><BR><FONT face=Arial><FONT size=2>老何為：you will lose your ability when aged.(英翻中：若上了年紀你會喪失所有的性能力)</FONT></FONT><BR><FONT face=Arial><FONT size=2></FONT></FONT><BR><FONT face=Arial><FONT size=2>玉不琢：If you don t exercise your dick，.(英翻中：若沒有持續操你的小弟弟)</FONT></FONT><BR><FONT face=Arial><FONT size=2></FONT></FONT><BR><FONT face=Arial><FONT size=2>不成器：It won t become hard and strong..(英翻中：它將不會變的堅硬和強壯)</FONT></FONT><BR><FONT face=Arial><FONT size=2></FONT></FONT><BR><FONT face=Arial><FONT size=2>人不學：If you don t learn sex，.(英翻中：如果你沒有學習性行為)</FONT></FONT><BR><FONT face=Arial><FONT size=2></FONT></FONT><BR><FONT face=Arial><FONT size=2>不知義：You can by no means enjoy its sweetness.(英翻中：你將無法體會享受其中的甜美)</FONT></FONT><BR>