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jnny66 2014-10-23 18:12

環球小姐機智問答最辣的ㄧ題

Question: Ms America, how do you describe a male organ in your country? 
問：美國小姐，請形容貴國男性的性器官。 
 
Ms America: Well, I can say that male organs in America are like gentlemen. 
美國小姐：美國的男性器官像紳士。 
 
Question: How can you say so? 
問：為什麼呢？ 
 
Ms America: Because it stands every time it sees a woman...... 
美國小姐：因為只要一看到女士，他們就會起立...... 
 
(Applause!Applause!) 
(鼓掌、鼓掌 ) 
 
Question: Ms Spain, how do you describe a male organ in your country? 
問：西班牙小姐，請形容貴國男性的性器官。 
 
Ms Spain: Male organs in our country are like our very own Bullfight or Toro(Bull) 
西班牙小姐：西班牙的男性器官像鬥牛。 
 
Question: How can you say so? 
問：為什麼呢？ 
 
Ms Spain: Because it charges every time it sees an opening. 
西班牙小姐：因為只要看到有洞就會出擊。 
 
(Applause! Applause !) 
(鼓掌、鼓掌 ) 
 
 
 
 
Question: Ms Philippines, how do you describe a male organ in your country? 
問：菲律賓小姐，請形容貴國男性的性器官。 
 
Ms Philippines: Well, I can say that male organs in our country are like gossip or rumors. 
菲律賓小姐：菲律賓的男性器官像流言。 
 
Question: How can you say so? 
問：為什麼呢？ 
 
Ms Philippines: Because it passes from mouth to mouth. 
菲律賓小姐：因為它從一張嘴裡傳到另一張嘴裡。 
 
(Applause!Applause! Standing Ovation! Applause! Applause!) 
(鼓掌、鼓掌，起立喝采，鼓掌、鼓掌 ) 
 
 
 
 
Question: Ms Iran, how do you describe a male organ in your Country? 
問：伊朗小姐，請形容貴國男性的性器官。 
 
Ms Iran: Well, I can say that male organs in Iran are like thieves. 
伊朗小姐：伊朗的男性器官像賊。 
 
Question: How can you say so? 
問：為什麼呢？ 
 
Ms I ran: Because they like to enter through the back door. 
伊朗小姐：因為他們總愛走後門。 
 
(Applause! Applause! Laughter! Laughter! Applause! Applause!) 
(鼓掌、鼓掌，大笑、大笑，鼓掌、鼓掌 ) 
 
 
 
 
 
Question: Ms India, how do you describe a male organ in your country? 
問：印度小姐，請形容貴國男性的性器官。 
 
Ms India: Well, I can say the male organs in India are like laborers. 
印度小姐：印度的男性器官像勞力。 
 
Question: How can you say so? 
問：為什麼呢？ 
 
Ms India: Because it works day and night...... 
印度小姐：因為日夜勞 '做' 。 
 
(Applause!Applause! Applause! Applause! Applause! Applause! Applause!) 
(鼓掌、鼓掌、鼓掌、鼓掌、鼓掌、鼓掌 ) 
 
 
 
Question: Ms Malaysia, how do you describe a male organ in your country? 
問：馬來西亞小姐，請形容貴國男性的性器官。 
 
Ms Malaysia: Well, I can say that Male Organs in Malaysia are like Proton car. 
馬來西亞小姐：馬來西亞的男性器官像 Proton 牌轎車( 馬來西亞國產車 )。 
 
Question: How can you say so? 
問：為什麼呢？ 
 
Ms Malaysia: Look tough but actually very soft. 
馬來西亞小姐：看起來很硬 (造型類似HONDA) 其實很軟(一撞就變形) 。 
 
(Applause!Applause! Laughter! Laughter! Applause! Applause!) 
(鼓掌、鼓掌，大笑、大笑，鼓掌、鼓掌 ) 
 
 
Question: Ms Singapore,how do you describe a male organ in your country? 
問：新加坡小姐，請形容貴國男性的性器官。 
 
Ms Singapore: Well, I can say that male organ In Singapore is very Kiasu (Afraid to lose). 
新加坡小姐：新加坡的男性器官很怕輸。 
 
Question: How can you say so? 
問：為什麼呢？ 
 
Ms Singapore: It always wants to rush in quick and leave 15 minutes before the show is over. 
新加坡小姐：總是衝進場，提前 15分鐘出場。 
 
(Applause! Applause! Applause! Applause! Applause! Applause! Applause!) 
(鼓掌、鼓掌、鼓掌、鼓掌、鼓掌、鼓掌 ) 
 
Question: Ms China, how do you describe a male organ in your country? 
問：中國小姐，請形容貴國男性的性器官。 
 
Ms China: Well, I can say that Male Organs in China are like Deng Siu Ping. 
中國小姐：中國的男性器官像鄧小平. 
 
Question: How can you say so? 
問：為什麼呢？ 
 
Ms China: Short and hard working, but can work until 90. 
中國小姐：短小精幹，但卻可以工作到九十歲。 
 
(Applause!Applause! Laughter! Laughter! Applause! Applause!) 
(鼓掌、鼓掌，大笑、大笑，鼓掌、鼓掌 ) 
 
 
 
 
 
 
Question: Ms Taiwan, how do you describe a male organ in your country? 
問：台灣小姐，請形容貴國男性的性器官。 
 
Ms Taiwan: Well, I can say that Male Organs in Taiwan are like Chen Shui-Pian. 
台灣小姐：台灣男性的器官像「陳水扁」。 
 
Question: How can you say so? 
問：為什麼呢？ 
 
Ms Taiwan: Can’t work at all, but still brag and quibble rascally. 
台灣小姐：明明不行，還要硬拗、賴皮逞強。 
 
( 鼓掌、鼓掌，鼓掌、鼓掌、大笑、大笑，鼓掌、鼓掌，鼓掌、鼓掌、大笑、大笑)

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