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孔子扭到腳後說了一句話!.....很經典......

<font style="font-size: 16px">孔子扭到腳後說了一句話!.....很經典......<br />
孔子周遊列國的時候,因為很窮,所以偶爾必須和弟子一樣用走的<br />
有一天他們到齊國的城門口時<br />
&nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp;,一個不小心,孔子扭到腳了<br />
子路見狀,<br />
&nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp;便背起孔子到附近的客棧休息休息<br />
子路要孔子先暫時熱敷一下,<br />
&nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp;就跑去藥材店幫孔子抓藥<br />
孔子於是叫店小二準備一盆熱水讓他熱敷<br />
想不到齊國有不少當年和孔子是拜把的朋友們,<br />
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&nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp;一聽到孔子來到此地,<br />
&nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp;紛紛跑來探望老朋友<br />
問題是孔子重禮,<br />
&nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp;在朋友面前脫光鞋子熱敷,<br />
&nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp;成何體統<br />
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&nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp;於是只好忍著疼痛和朋友們話家常<br />
久逢知己千杯少,<br />
&nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp;那群朋友不知道孔子有傷在身,<br />
&nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp;和孔子是一聊就停不下來<br />
到了晚上八九點才走<br />
這下可慘了,孔子的腳,腫的跟個小饅頭似的<br />
子路<br />
&nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp;?回來看到大驚曰:老師<br />
&nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp;,你怎麼沒有照我講的去熱敷呢!!<br />
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&nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp;孔子嘆了口氣曰:<br />
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&nbsp; &nbsp; 有朋自遠方來...&nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp;不易熱敷...= =</font>