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<font style="font-size: 16px">老婆遲了一個月~<br />
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　　　 第一天,老婆對老公說:Baby,我那個已經遲了一個月了,會不會是懷孕了... <br />
&nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp;老公說:親愛的,先別著急,過幾天我們去看了醫生再說. <br />
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&nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp;第二天 <br />
&nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp;台電的員工上門來催繳: <br />
&nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp;&quot;小姐,你已經遲了一個月了....,請趕快處理掉,不然會讓我們很難做.&quot; <br />
&nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp; 老婆驚叫道: <br />
&nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp;&quot;什麼,我遲一個月連台電都知道了?&quot; <br />
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&nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp;台電員工不屑的說: <br />
&nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp;&quot;這有什麼好奇怪的,現在已經是網路時代啦,我們只要線上一查就知道了, <br />
&nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp; 沒有不能說的秘密&quot; <br />
老婆已經歇斯底里了:<br />
&quot;Oh My God,線上就能查到?&quot; <br />
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&nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;第三天 <br />
&nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp;老公聽了老婆的敘述決定要去台電找他們經理理論: ! <br />
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&nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp;&quot;你們吃 飽了太閑就對了!我老婆遲一個月你們也要查是怎樣,<br />
&nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;信不信我去找律師告你們去&quot;<br />
&nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp;台電 經理: <br />
&nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp;&quot;請您先別生氣,慢慢聽我說,其實要銷掉也很簡單阿,只要繳錢就可以了&quot;<br />
&nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;老公更生氣了: <br />
&nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp;&quot;幹,還要伶北給錢?伶北沒錢,怎樣?&quot;<br />
&nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp;台電經理面露難色,心想這顧客可真難對付:<br />
&nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp;那說不得也只好切掉你的....&quot; <br />
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&nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp;老公這下緊張了: <br />
&nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp;&quot;啊?你要切掉我的?那我以後用什麼?&quot;<br />
&nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp;台電經理安慰道:<br />
&nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp; &quot;你可以用蠟燭代替......</font>