jnny66 2014-4-28 08:39
環球小姐機智問答最辣的ㄧ題 (18+)
Question: Ms America, how do you describe a male organ in your country?<br />
問：美國小姐，請形容貴國男性的性器官。<br />
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Ms America: Well, I can say that male organs in America are like gentlemen.<br />
美國小姐：美國的男性器官像紳士。<br />
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Question: How can you say so?<br />
問：為什麼呢？<br />
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Ms America: Because it stands every time it sees a woman......<br />
美國小姐：因為只要一看到女士，他們就會起立......<br />
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(Applause!Applause!)<br />
(鼓掌、鼓掌 )<br />
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Question: Ms Spain, how do you describe a male organ in your country?<br />
問：西班牙小姐，請形容貴國男性的性器官。<br />
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Ms Spain: Male organs in our country are like our very own Bullfight or Toro(Bull)<br />
西班牙小姐：西班牙的男性器官像鬥牛。<br />
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Question: How can you say so?<br />
問：為什麼呢？<br />
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Ms Spain: Because it charges every time it sees an opening.<br />
西班牙小姐：因為只要看到有洞就會出擊。<br />
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(Applause! Applause !)<br />
(鼓掌、鼓掌 )<br />
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Question: Ms Philippines, how do you describe a male organ in your country?<br />
問：菲律賓小姐，請形容貴國男性的性器官。<br />
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Ms Philippines: Well, I can say that male organs in our country are like gossip or rumors.<br />
菲律賓小姐：菲律賓的男性器官像流言。<br />
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Question: How can you say so?<br />
問：為什麼呢？<br />
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Ms Philippines: Because it passes from mouth to mouth.<br />
菲律賓小姐：因為它從一張嘴裡傳到另一張嘴裡。<br />
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(Applause!Applause! Standing Ovation! Applause! Applause!)<br />
(鼓掌、鼓掌，起立喝采，鼓掌、鼓掌 )<br />
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Question: Ms Iran, how do you describe a male organ in your Country?<br />
問：伊朗小姐，請形容貴國男性的性器官。<br />
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Ms Iran: Well, I can say that male organs in Iran are like thieves.<br />
伊朗小姐：伊朗的男性器官像賊。<br />
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Question: How can you say so?<br />
問：為什麼呢？<br />
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Ms I ran: Because they like to enter through the back door.<br />
伊朗小姐：因為他們總愛走後門。<br />
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(Applause! Applause! Laughter! Laughter! Applause! Applause!)<br />
(鼓掌、鼓掌，大笑、大笑，鼓掌、鼓掌 )<br />
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Question: Ms India, how do you describe a male organ in your country?<br />
問：印度小姐，請形容貴國男性的性器官。<br />
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Ms India: Well, I can say the male organs in India are like laborers.<br />
印度小姐：印度的男性器官像勞力。<br />
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Question: How can you say so?<br />
問：為什麼呢？<br />
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Ms India: Because it works day and night......<br />
印度小姐：因為日夜勞 '做' 。<br />
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(Applause!Applause! Applause! Applause! Applause! Applause! Applause!)<br />
(鼓掌、鼓掌、鼓掌、鼓掌、鼓掌、鼓掌 )<br />
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Question: Ms Malaysia, how do you describe a male organ in your country?<br />
問：馬來西亞小姐，請形容貴國男性的性器官。<br />
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Ms Malaysia: Well, I can say that Male Organs in Malaysia are like Proton car.<br />
馬來西亞小姐：馬來西亞的男性器官像 Proton 牌轎車( 馬來西亞國產車 )。<br />
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Question: How can you say so?<br />
問：為什麼呢？<br />
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Ms Malaysia: Look tough but actually very soft.<br />
馬來西亞小姐：看起來很硬 (造型類似HONDA) 其實很軟(一撞就變形) 。<br />
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(Applause!Applause! Laughter! Laughter! Applause! Applause!)<br />
(鼓掌、鼓掌，大笑、大笑，鼓掌、鼓掌 )<br />
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Question: Ms Singapore,how do you describe a male organ in your country?<br />
問：新加坡小姐，請形容貴國男性的性器官。<br />
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Ms Singapore: Well, I can say that male organ In Singapore is very Kiasu (Afraid to lose).<br />
新加坡小姐：新加坡的男性器官很怕輸。<br />
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Question: How can you say so?<br />
問：為什麼呢？<br />
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Ms Singapore: It always wants to rush in quick and leave 15 minutes before the show is over.<br />
新加坡小姐：總是衝進場，提前 15分鐘出場。<br />
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(Applause! Applause! Applause! Applause! Applause! Applause! Applause!)<br />
(鼓掌、鼓掌、鼓掌、鼓掌、鼓掌、鼓掌 )<br />
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Question: Ms China, how do you describe a male organ in your country?<br />
問：中國小姐，請形容貴國男性的性器官。<br />
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Ms China: Well, I can say that Male Organs in China are like Deng Siu Ping.<br />
中國小姐：中國的男性器官像鄧小平.<br />
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Question: How can you say so?<br />
問：為什麼呢？<br />
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Ms China: Short and hard working, but can work until 90.<br />
中國小姐：短小精幹，但卻可以工作到九十歲。<br />
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(Applause!Applause! Laughter! Laughter! Applause! Applause!)<br />
(鼓掌、鼓掌，大笑、大笑，鼓掌、鼓掌 )<br />
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Question: Ms Taiwan, how do you describe a male organ in your country?<br />
問：台灣小姐，請形容貴國男性的性器官。<br />
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Ms Taiwan: Well, I can say that Male Organs in Taiwan are like Chen Shui-Pian.<br />
台灣小姐：台灣男性的器官像「陳水扁」。<br />
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Question: How can you say so?<br />
問：為什麼呢？<br />
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Ms Taiwan: Can’t work at all, but still brag and quibble rascally.<br />
Question: How can you say so?<br />
問：為什麼呢？<br />
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Ms Taiwan: Can’t work at all, but still brag and quibble rascally.<br />
台灣小姐：明明不行，還要硬拗、賴皮逞強。<br />
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( 鼓掌、鼓掌，鼓掌、鼓掌、大笑、大笑，鼓掌、鼓掌，鼓掌、鼓掌、大笑、大笑)