tt1069 2009-11-9 20:02
名句--請細細品味...
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<P><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 新細明體; FONT-SIZE: small"><STRONG><FONT size=2>•</FONT></STRONG></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 標楷體; FONT-SIZE: medium"><STRONG>樹多必有枯枝,人多必有白癡。</STRONG></SPAN> <BR><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 標楷體; FONT-SIZE: medium"><STRONG>•君子報仇,三年不晚。小人報仇,一天到晚。</STRONG></SPAN> <BR><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 標楷體; FONT-SIZE: medium"><STRONG>•醫生叫我行光合作用,別熬夜。</STRONG></SPAN> <BR><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 標楷體; FONT-SIZE: medium"><STRONG>•帥有個屁用!到頭來還不是被卒吃掉!</STRONG></SPAN> <BR><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 標楷體; FONT-SIZE: medium"><STRONG>•騎白馬的不一定是王子,可能是唐僧;帶翅膀的不一定是天使,</STRONG></SPAN> <BR><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 標楷體; FONT-SIZE: medium"><STRONG>也可能是「鳥人」。</STRONG></SPAN> <BR><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 標楷體; FONT-SIZE: small"><STRONG><FONT size=2>•就算是Believe中間還是有個</FONT></STRONG></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 標楷體; COLOR: #0000ff; FONT-SIZE: medium"><STRONG> </STRONG></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 標楷體; FONT-SIZE: medium"><STRONG>lie。</STRONG></SPAN> <BR><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 標楷體; FONT-SIZE: small"><STRONG><FONT size=2>•就算是Friend 最後還是會有個</FONT></STRONG></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 標楷體; COLOR: #0000ff; FONT-SIZE: medium"><STRONG> </STRONG></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 標楷體; FONT-SIZE: medium"><STRONG>end</STRONG></SPAN> <BR><FONT size=2><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 標楷體; FONT-SIZE: small"><STRONG>•就算是Lover 最後還是會 </STRONG></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 標楷體; COLOR: #0000ff; FONT-SIZE: medium"><STRONG></STRONG></SPAN></FONT><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 標楷體; FONT-SIZE: medium"><STRONG>over。</STRONG></SPAN> <BR><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 標楷體; FONT-SIZE: small"><STRONG><FONT size=2>•就算是forget 也要先</FONT></STRONG></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 標楷體; COLOR: #0000ff; FONT-SIZE: medium"><STRONG> </STRONG></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 標楷體; FONT-SIZE: medium"><STRONG>get才行。</STRONG></SPAN> <BR><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 標楷體; FONT-SIZE: small"><STRONG><FONT size=2>•就算有個wife 心裡也要假設</FONT></STRONG></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 標楷體; COLOR: #0000ff; FONT-SIZE: medium"><STRONG> </STRONG></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 標楷體; FONT-SIZE: medium"><STRONG>if。</STRONG></SPAN> <BR><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 標楷體; FONT-SIZE: medium"><STRONG>•</STRONG></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 標楷體; COLOR: #00c200; FONT-SIZE: medium"><STRONG>壓力始終來自於新台幣!</STRONG></SPAN> <BR><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 標楷體; FONT-SIZE: medium"><STRONG>•樹不要皮,必死無疑。</STRONG></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 標楷體; COLOR: #0080ff; FONT-SIZE: medium"><STRONG>人不要臉,天下無敵。</STRONG></SPAN> <BR><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 標楷體; FONT-SIZE: medium"><STRONG>•人生(人蔘),不過比當歸長一點。</STRONG></SPAN> <BR><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 標楷體; FONT-SIZE: medium"><STRONG>•懷才就像懷孕,時間久了才能讓人看出來。</STRONG></SPAN> <BR><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 標楷體; FONT-SIZE: medium"><STRONG>•上帝給了我們七情六慾,我們卻把它們變成了色情和暴力。</STRONG></SPAN> <BR><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 標楷體; FONT-SIZE: medium"><STRONG>•最浪漫的三個字不是「我愛你」,而是「在一起」。</STRONG></SPAN> <BR><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 標楷體; FONT-SIZE: medium"><STRONG>•前程四緊就是:手頭緊、眉頭緊、衣服緊、時間緊。</STRONG></SPAN> <BR><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 標楷體; FONT-SIZE: medium"><STRONG>•青春就像衛生紙。看著挺多的,用著用著就不夠了。</STRONG></SPAN> <BR><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 標楷體; FONT-SIZE: medium"><STRONG>•女人的愛是用說的,男人的愛是用做的。</STRONG></SPAN> <BR><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 標楷體; FONT-SIZE: medium"><STRONG>•</STRONG></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 標楷體; COLOR: #ff0000; FONT-SIZE: medium"><STRONG>幸福離我們很近,但,我們都忘了靠近。</STRONG></SPAN> <BR><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 標楷體; FONT-SIZE: medium"><STRONG>•天底下沒有所謂複雜的事情,是人的思維和感情把它複雜化了。</STRONG></SPAN> <BR><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 標楷體; FONT-SIZE: medium"><STRONG>•福利不是問題,問題是沒福利。錢不是問題,問題是沒錢。</STRONG></SPAN> <BR><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 標楷體; FONT-SIZE: medium"><STRONG>•今日事今日畢,過了今日就不必。</STRONG></SPAN> <BR><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 標楷體; FONT-SIZE: medium"><STRONG>•皮夾裡的發票永遠比鈔票多。</STRONG></SPAN> <BR><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 標楷體; FONT-SIZE: medium"><STRONG>•我不是隨便的人,但我隨便起來不是人。</STRONG></SPAN> </P>