斷網時打發時間的十大妙招
<div> [1]Pretended to work假裝在工作</div><div><br></div><div> "Well, you could just sit at your desk and go to sleep with a pen in your hand. "</div><div><br></div><div> 額， 只能坐在辦公椅上，手裏拿著一支筆打盹。</div><div><br></div><div> [2] Searched for cat pictures ... but not online</div><div><br></div><div> 找貓咪的圖片，但不是在網上搜</div><div><br></div><div> "I flipped through magazines looking for funny pictures of cats doing funny things."</div><div><br></div><div> 我翻翻雜誌，挑那些滑稽貓咪的圖片。</div><div><br></div><div> [3] Daydream做白日夢</div><div><br></div><div> "Honestly? Stare out of the window and daydream. I had so many more good ideas back then."</div><div><br></div><div> 老實說，(無聊時)就凝視著窗外幻想。回到辦公室後我會文思泉涌。</div><div><br></div><div> [4] Sent prank faxes to other offices向其他辦公室發惡作劇傳真</div><div><br></div><div> "We'd send a filthy</div><div><br></div><div> fax to some of the other companies. And receive some of the filthiest jokes and drawings back. Some of them ended up on the wall in the copy room."</div><div><br></div><div> 我們給其他公司發污穢照片，接著會收到黃色笑話或者圖片。最終有些就被貼在複印室了。</div><div><br></div><div> [5] Played Minesweeper and Solitaire掃雷和紙牌遊戲</div><div><br></div><div> "There was no internet but thanks to Windows 95, I played Solitaire and Minesweeper all day long."</div><div><br></div><div> 雖然不能上網，但幸虧Windows 95里我還可以玩掃雷和紙牌遊戲，這個可以耗掉一整天。</div><div><br></div><div> [6] Invented and Played Office Games自創辦公室遊戲</div><div><br></div><div> We spent many hours playing 'shelf-ball。</div><div><br></div><div> 我們會花很多時間玩一種叫做“架子球”的遊戲。</div><div><br></div><div> Equipment:</div><div><br></div><div> 所需器材：</div><div><br></div><div> - Tennis Ball</div><div><br></div><div> 網球</div><div><br></div><div> - Mailboxes</div><div><br></div><div> 郵箱盒子</div><div><br></div><div> Rules:遊戲規則</div><div><br></div><div> - The ball must bounce</div><div><br></div><div> 球必須得彈起來</div><div><br></div><div> - You get 1 point for making it in any mailbox</div><div><br></div><div> 球落到任意郵箱裏，得1分。</div><div><br></div><div> - You get 2 points for making it in a corner mailbox</div><div><br></div><div> 落到角落的盒子裏，得2分。</div><div><br></div><div> - You lose 1 point for making it in your boss' or opponent's mailbox</div><div><br></div><div> 落到老闆或者對手的盒子裏，扣1分。</div><div><br></div><div> - You get 3 points for making it in your own mailbox</div><div><br></div><div> 落到自己的郵箱裏，得3分。</div><div><br></div><div> - First person to get 5 points wins"</div><div><br></div><div> 最先積滿5分者獲勝。</div><div><br></div><div> [7] Read junk mail</div><div><br></div><div> 查看垃圾郵件</div><div><br></div><div> "I talk to my older co-workers about this a lot. You know all that mail you get -- magazines, trade publications, seminar sign ups, etc. -- that you just throw in the trash every day? Before the internet you would sit around and read that s--t."</div><div><br></div><div> 我常和老員工談起這個。經常會收到有關雜誌、商業報刊、研討會申請等等的垃圾郵件。你都丟到垃圾筒了？斷網無所事事時，你可以看看這些郵件。</div><div><br></div><div> [8] Took long lunches</div><div><br></div><div> 延長中餐時間</div><div><br></div><div> [9] Took more smoke breaks</div><div><br></div><div> 多抽幾根煙休息下</div><div><br></div><div> [10] Went home early</div><div><br></div><div> 提前下班回家</div>