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The Story Of Sex

The Story Of Sex<br />
&quot;How often should I plan to have sex?&quot;<br />
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The young bridegroom asked his grandfather on his wedding night.<br />
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一個年輕的新郎在新婚之夜問他的爺爺：<br />
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「我應該怎樣去計劃我做愛的頻率呢？」<br />
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&quot;Grandpa said,&quot;When you're first married, you want<br />
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it all the time, maybe several times a day.<br />
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爺爺說：「當妳還在新婚時期，你總是隨時想要做愛，也許一天好幾回。」<br />
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Later on, sex tapers and you have it maybe once a week or so.<br />
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而後呢，做愛次數逐漸減少，或許禮拜做一次。<br />
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Then, as you get older, you have sex maybe once a month.<br />
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再然後呢，你已經逐漸變老，可能一個月做愛一次。<br />
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When you get really old, you are lucky to have it once a year.<br />
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Maybe on your anniversary.<br />
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當你真的變老時，你一年可能有幸運的一次做愛成功，也許在你的週年紀念日。<br />
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&quot;Well, how about you and grandma now?&quot; the younger man asked.<br />
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「喔！這樣啊，那你現在跟奶奶做愛的情形呢？」好奇的新郎如此問爺爺。<br />
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Grandpa replied, &quot;Oh, we just have oral sex now.&quot;<br />
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「喔！我跟你奶奶啊，我們現在只有口頭的的性愛。」爺爺回答道。<br />
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&quot;What's oral sex?&quot;<br />
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「什麼是口頭的性愛啊？」<br />
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&quot;Well,&quot; said Grandpa, &quot;She goes to bed in her bedroom, I go to bed in my<br />
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bedroom. She yells, &quot;FUCK YOU,&quot; and I holler back, &quot;FUCK YOU,TOO.&quot;<br />
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「喔！所謂口頭的性愛就是她進她的臥房，我進我的臥房，<br />
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然後她大叫「FUCK YOU」，而我也回應大吼「FUCK YOU,TOO」