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塗鴉牆上的幽默 + 客服人員的七種等級

<font face="新細明體 "><strong>塗鴉牆上的幽默 <br />
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</strong></font><strong><font face="新細明體 "><font size="4"><font color="navy"><font face="新細明體 "><font style="font-size: 13.5pt"><strong>美國五角大廈國防部附近的牆上，有人寫下麥克阿瑟將軍的名言：「老兵不死！」</strong></font></font></font></font></font></strong><strong><font face="新細明體 "><font color="#6000bf"><font face="新細明體 "><strong> <br />
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</strong></font></font></font></strong><strong><font face="新細明體 "><font size="4"><font color="navy"><font face="新細明體 "><font style="font-size: 13.5pt"><strong>底下有人批道：「死的都是小兵！」</strong></font></font></font></font></font></strong><strong><font face="新細明體 "><font color="#6000bf"><font face="新細明體 "><strong> <br />
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</font></font></font><strong><font face="新細明體 "><font size="4"><font color="#6000bf"><font face="新細明體 "><font style="font-size: 13.5pt"><strong>英國倫敦一家酒店的牆上有人問了問題：「您為什麼要在牆壁上寫字呢？」</strong></font></font></font></font></font></strong><strong><font face="新細明體 "><font color="#6000bf"><font face="新細明體 "><strong> <br />
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</strong></font></font></font></strong><strong><font face="新細明體 "><font size="4"><font color="navy"><font face="新細明體 "><font style="font-size: 13.5pt"><strong>回答的一行字是：「難道您要我用打字的？」</strong></font></font></font></font></font></strong><strong><font face="新細明體 "><font color="#6000bf"><font face="新細明體 "><strong> <br />
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</strong></font></font></font></strong><strong><font face="新細明體 "><font size="4"><font color="navy"><font face="新細明體 "><font style="font-size: 13.5pt"><strong>過幾天，旁邊有人加了一行字：「您是賣鑽石的？」</strong></font></font></font></font></font></strong><font face="新細明體 "><br />
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</font></font></font><strong><font face="新細明體 "><font size="4"><font color="#6000bf"><font face="新細明體 "><font style="font-size: 13.5pt"><strong>美國紐約市政府曾經印過一張海報，標題是：「今天，您有沒有弄髒紐約？」</strong></font></font></font></font></font></strong><strong><font face="新細明體 "><font color="#6000bf"><font face="新細明體 "><strong> <br />
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</strong></font></font></font></strong><strong><font face="新細明體 "><font size="4"><font color="navy"><font face="新細明體 "><font style="font-size: 13.5pt"><strong>在海報上面有人批了一句：「紐約每天都弄髒我！」</strong></font></font></font></font></font></strong><font face="新細明體 "><br />
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</font><strong><font face="新細明體 "><font size="4"><font color="#6000bf"><font face="新細明體 "><font style="font-size: 13.5pt"><strong>美國洛杉磯的一道牆上，有人寫道：「美國是個好國家！」</strong></font></font></font></font></font></strong><strong><font face="新細明體 "><font color="#6000bf"><font face="新細明體 "><strong> <br />
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</strong></font></font></font></strong><strong><font face="新細明體 "><font size="4"><font color="navy"><font face="新細明體 "><font style="font-size: 13.5pt"><strong>底下有人加了一句：「只是美國人太壞！」</strong></font></font></font></font></font></strong><font face="新細明體 "><br />
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</strong></font></font></font></strong><strong><font face="新細明體 "><font size="4"><font color="navy"><font face="新細明體 "><font style="font-size: 13.5pt"><strong>類似的情形發生在越南的西貢市（即今之胡志明市），牆上出現了：「美國佬滾回家！」</strong></font></font></font></font></font></strong><strong><font face="新細明體 "><font color="#6000bf"><font face="新細明體 "><strong> <br />
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</strong></font></font></font></strong><strong><font face="新細明體 "><font size="4"><font color="navy"><font face="新細明體 "><font style="font-size: 13.5pt"><strong>沒兩天就有人加了一行字：「順便帶我走。」</strong></font></font></font></font></font></strong><strong><font face="新細明體 "><font color="#6000bf"><font face="新細明體 "><strong> <br />
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<table cellspacing="0" class="t_table" style="width:98%" bgcolor="white"><tr><td><strong><font face="新細明體 "><font size="4"><font color="#6000bf"><font face="新細明體 "><font style="font-size: 12pt"><strong>客服人員的七種等級</strong></font></font></font></font></font></strong><font face="新細明體 "><font face="新細明體 "><br />
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<strong><font size="4"><font color="blue"><strong>1-</strong></font></font></strong></font></font><strong><font face="新細明體 "><font color="#6000bf"><font face="新細明體 "><strong><font size="4">初級客服</font><br />
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</font><font size="4"><strong><font face="新細明體 "><font color="#6000bf"><font face="新細明體 "><strong>客戶來電劈頭大罵</strong></font></font></font></strong><strong><font face="Courier New "><font color="#6000bf"><strong>:</strong></font></font></strong><strong><font face="新細明體 "><font color="#6000bf"><font face="新細明體 "><strong>「你娘咧</strong></font></font></font></strong><strong><font face="Courier New "><font color="#6000bf"><strong>!</strong></font></font></strong><strong><font face="新細明體 "><font color="#6000bf"><font face="新細明體 "><strong>」</strong></font></font></font></strong></font><font face="Courier New "><br />
</font><font size="4"><strong><font face="新細明體 "><font color="#6000bf"><font face="新細明體 "><strong>客服員</strong></font></font></font></strong><strong><font face="Courier New "><font color="#6000bf"><strong>: </strong></font></font></strong><strong><font face="新細明體 "><font color="#6000bf"><font face="新細明體 "><strong>「嗚</strong></font></font></font></strong><strong><font face="Courier New "><font color="#6000bf"><strong>...........</strong></font></font></strong><strong><font face="新細明體 "><font color="#6000bf"><font face="新細明體 "><strong>」</strong></font></font></font></strong><strong><font face="Courier New "><font color="#6000bf"><strong> ( </strong></font></font></strong></font><strong><font face="新細明體 "><font color="#6000bf"><font face="新細明體 "><strong><font size="4">哭泣聲</font><font size="4"> )</font><br />
</strong></font></font></font></strong><font size="4"><strong><font face="新細明體 "><font color="blue"><font face="新細明體 "><strong>2-</strong></font></font></font></strong><strong><font face="新細明體 "><font color="#6000bf"><font face="新細明體 "><strong>中級客服</strong></font></font></font></strong></font><font face="Courier New "><br />
</font><font size="4"><strong><font face="新細明體 "><font color="#6000bf"><font face="新細明體 "><strong>客戶來電劈頭大罵</strong></font></font></font></strong><strong><font face="Courier New "><font color="#6000bf"><strong>:</strong></font></font></strong><strong><font face="新細明體 "><font color="#6000bf"><font face="新細明體 "><strong>「你娘咧</strong></font></font></font></strong><strong><font face="Courier New "><font color="#6000bf"><strong>!</strong></font></font></strong><strong><font face="新細明體 "><font color="#6000bf"><font face="新細明體 "><strong>」</strong></font></font></font></strong></font><font face="Courier New "><br />
</font><font size="4"><strong><font face="新細明體 "><font color="#6000bf"><font face="新細明體 "><strong>客服員</strong></font></font></font></strong><strong><font face="Courier New "><font color="#6000bf"><strong>:</strong></font></font></strong><strong><font face="新細明體 "><font color="#6000bf"><font face="新細明體 "><strong>「這位先生請息怒</strong></font></font></font></strong><strong><font face="Courier New "><font color="#6000bf"><strong>,</strong></font></font></strong><strong><font face="新細明體 "><font color="#6000bf"><font face="新細明體 "><strong>有什麼可以為您服務的嗎？」</strong></font></font></font></strong></font><font face="新細明體 "><font face="新細明體 "><br />
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<strong><font size="4"><font color="blue"><strong>3-</strong></font></font></strong></font></font><strong><font face="新細明體 "><font size="4"><font color="#6000bf"><font face="新細明體 "><strong>高級客服</strong></font></font></font></font></strong><font face="Courier New "><br />
</font><font size="4"><strong><font face="新細明體 "><font color="#6000bf"><font face="新細明體 "><strong>客戶來電劈頭大罵</strong></font></font></font></strong><strong><font face="Courier New "><font color="#6000bf"><strong>:</strong></font></font></strong><strong><font face="新細明體 "><font color="#6000bf"><font face="新細明體 "><strong>「你娘咧</strong></font></font></font></strong><strong><font face="Courier New "><font color="#6000bf"><strong>!</strong></font></font></strong><strong><font face="新細明體 "><font color="#6000bf"><font face="新細明體 "><strong>」</strong></font></font></font></strong></font><font face="Courier New "><br />
</font><font size="4"><strong><font face="新細明體 "><font color="#6000bf"><font face="新細明體 "><strong>客服員</strong></font></font></font></strong><strong><font face="Courier New "><font color="#6000bf"><strong>:</strong></font></font></strong><strong><font face="新細明體 "><font color="#6000bf"><font face="新細明體 "><strong>「家母身體很好</strong></font></font></font></strong><strong><font face="Courier New "><font color="#6000bf"><strong>,</strong></font></font></strong><strong><font face="新細明體 "><font color="#6000bf"><font face="新細明體 "><strong>謝謝您的關心。」</strong></font></font></font></strong></font><font face="新細明體 "><font face="新細明體 "><br />
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<strong><font size="4"><font color="blue"><strong>4-</strong></font></font></strong></font></font><strong><font face="新細明體 "><font size="4"><font color="#6000bf"><font face="新細明體 "><strong>專業客服</strong></font></font></font></font></strong><font face="Courier New "><br />
</font><font size="4"><strong><font face="新細明體 "><font color="#6000bf"><font face="新細明體 "><strong>客戶來電劈頭大罵</strong></font></font></font></strong><strong><font face="Courier New "><font color="#6000bf"><strong>:</strong></font></font></strong><strong><font face="新細明體 "><font color="#6000bf"><font face="新細明體 "><strong>「你娘咧</strong></font></font></font></strong><strong><font face="Courier New "><font color="#6000bf"><strong>!</strong></font></font></strong><strong><font face="新細明體 "><font color="#6000bf"><font face="新細明體 "><strong>」</strong></font></font></font></strong></font><font face="Courier New "><br />
</font><font size="4"><strong><font face="新細明體 "><font color="#6000bf"><font face="新細明體 "><strong>客服員</strong></font></font></font></strong><strong><font face="Courier New "><font color="#6000bf"><strong>:</strong></font></font></strong><strong><font face="新細明體 "><font color="#6000bf"><font face="新細明體 "><strong>「家母身體很好</strong></font></font></font></strong><strong><font face="Courier New "><font color="#6000bf"><strong>,</strong></font></font></strong><strong><font face="新細明體 "><font color="#6000bf"><font face="新細明體 "><strong>謝謝您的關心。那</strong></font></font></font></strong><strong><font face="Courier New "><font color="#6000bf"><strong>.換...</strong></font></font></strong><strong><font face="新細明體 "><font color="#6000bf"><font face="新細明體 "><strong>你娘咧有卡好否？」</strong></font></font></font></strong></font><font face="新細明體 "><font face="新細明體 "><br />
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<strong><font size="4"><font color="blue"><strong>5-</strong></font></font></strong></font></font><strong><font face="新細明體 "><font size="4"><font color="#6000bf"><font face="新細明體 "><strong>超級客服</strong></font></font></font></font></strong><font face="Courier New "><br />
</font><font size="4"><strong><font face="新細明體 "><font color="#6000bf"><font face="新細明體 "><strong>客戶來電劈頭大罵</strong></font></font></font></strong><strong><font face="Courier New "><font color="#6000bf"><strong>:</strong></font></font></strong><strong><font face="新細明體 "><font color="#6000bf"><font face="新細明體 "><strong>「你娘咧</strong></font></font></font></strong><strong><font face="Courier New "><font color="#6000bf"><strong>!</strong></font></font></strong><strong><font face="新細明體 "><font color="#6000bf"><font face="新細明體 "><strong>」</strong></font></font></font></strong></font><font face="Courier New "><br />
</font><font size="4"><strong><font face="新細明體 "><font color="#6000bf"><font face="新細明體 "><strong>客服員</strong></font></font></font></strong><strong><font face="Courier New "><font color="#6000bf"><strong>:</strong></font></font></strong><strong><font face="新細明體 "><font color="#6000bf"><font face="新細明體 "><strong>「這通電話已錄音存證</strong></font></font></font></strong><strong><font face="Courier New "><font color="#6000bf"><strong>,</strong></font></font></strong><strong><font face="新細明體 "><font color="#6000bf"><font face="新細明體 "><strong>本公司將保留一切法律追訴之權利。」</strong></font></font></font></strong></font><font face="新細明體 "><font face="新細明體 "><br />
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<strong><font size="4"><font color="blue"><strong>6-</strong></font></font></strong></font></font><strong><font face="新細明體 "><font size="4"><font color="#6000bf"><font face="新細明體 "><strong>終極客服</strong></font></font></font></font></strong><font face="Courier New "><br />
</font><font size="4"><strong><font face="新細明體 "><font color="#6000bf"><font face="新細明體 "><strong>客戶來電劈頭大罵</strong></font></font></font></strong><strong><font face="Courier New "><font color="#6000bf"><strong>:</strong></font></font></strong><strong><font face="新細明體 "><font color="#6000bf"><font face="新細明體 "><strong>「你娘咧</strong></font></font></font></strong><strong><font face="Courier New "><font color="#6000bf"><strong>!</strong></font></font></strong><strong><font face="新細明體 "><font color="#6000bf"><font face="新細明體 "><strong>」</strong></font></font></font></strong></font><font face="Courier New "><br />
</font><font size="4"><strong><font face="新細明體 "><font color="#6000bf"><font face="新細明體 "><strong>客服員</strong></font></font></font></strong><strong><font face="Courier New "><font color="#6000bf"><strong>:</strong></font></font></strong><strong><font face="新細明體 "><font color="#6000bf"><font face="新細明體 "><strong>「請稍後</strong></font></font></font></strong><strong><font face="Courier New "><font color="#6000bf"><strong>,</strong></font></font></strong><strong><font face="新細明體 "><font color="#6000bf"><font face="新細明體 "><strong>馬上為您轉接</strong></font></font></font></strong><strong><font face="Courier New "><font color="#6000bf"><strong>!.......</strong></font></font></strong><strong><font face="新細明體 "><font color="#6000bf"><font face="新細明體 "><strong>」</strong></font></font></font></strong></font><font face="Courier New "><br />
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<strong><font size="4"><font color="#6000bf"><strong>(</strong></font></font></strong></font><font size="4"><strong><font face="新細明體 "><font color="#6000bf"><font face="新細明體 "><strong>電話放一旁</strong></font></font></font></strong><strong><font face="Courier New "><font color="#6000bf"><strong> ,</strong></font></font></strong></font><strong><font face="新細明體 "><font color="#6000bf"><font face="新細明體 "><strong><font size="4">讓客戶一直等候</font><font size="4"> .)</font><br />
</strong></font></font></font></strong><strong><font face="新細明體 "><font size="4"><font color="blue"><font face="新細明體 "><strong>7-</strong></font></font></font></font></strong><strong><font face="新細明體 "><font color="#6000bf"><font face="新細明體 "><strong><font size="4">無敵客服</font><br />
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</font><font size="4"><strong><font face="新細明體 "><font color="#6000bf"><font face="新細明體 "><strong>客服員</strong></font></font></font></strong><strong><font face="Courier New "><font color="#6000bf"><strong>:</strong></font></font></strong><strong><font face="新細明體 "><font color="#6000bf"><font face="新細明體 "><strong>「啊死囝仔</strong></font></font></font></strong><strong><font face="Courier New "><font color="#6000bf"><strong>.皮在癢.</strong></font></font></strong><strong><font face="新細明體 "><font color="#6000bf"><font face="新細明體 "><strong>竟然在你祖媽上班時間打電話來鬧</strong></font></font></font></strong><strong><font face="Courier New "><font color="#6000bf"><strong>.</strong></font></font></strong><strong><font face="新細明體 "><font color="#6000bf"><font face="新細明體 "><strong>返去你就知死</strong></font></font></font></strong><strong><font face="Courier New "><font color="#6000bf"><strong>..</strong></font></font></strong><strong><font face="新細明體 "><font color="#6000bf"><font face="新細明體 "><strong>」 </strong></font></font></font></strong><font face="新細明體 "><font face="新細明體 "></font></font></font><br />
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