精彩的一生[56P]
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<DIV id=postmessage_8864148 class=t_msgfont>說我的一生，必須從我媽子說起，她的外號叫「伏虎太妹」<BR><IMG border=0 alt="" src="http://aycu39.webshots.com/image/35718/2004418878722947954_rs.jpg" onload="attachimg(this, 'load')"><BR><BR>而我爸爸他很喜歡釣魚的，所以人家叫他「姜太公」<BR><IMG border=0 alt="" src="http://aycu31.webshots.com/image/33470/2004453659084111064_rs.jpg" onload="attachimg(this, 'load')"><BR><BR>有一次爸爸去看醫生，醫生跟他說:<BR><IMG border=0 alt="" src="http://aycu05.webshots.com/image/33804/2004429331251118079_rs.jpg" onload="attachimg(this, 'load')"><BR><BR>所以當晚就有了我。<BR>因為長得太可愛了，所以就當了廣告代言人<BR><IMG border=0 alt="" src="http://aycu30.webshots.com/image/35549/2004426533180370868_rs.jpg" onload="attachimg(this, 'load')"><BR><BR>從小就很受異性歡迎<BR>上學途中一不小心就會遇到粉絲獻吻<BR><IMG border=0 alt="" src="http://aycu08.webshots.com/image/34407/2004472250145252667_rs.jpg" onload="attachimg(this, 'load')"><BR><BR>這麼受歡迎，可能跟我的天賦有關吧<BR><IMG border=0 alt="" src="http://aycu37.webshots.com/image/35356/2004478599351982014_rs.jpg" onload="attachimg(this, 'load')"><BR><BR>當然久了之後，天賦的功力大增。索吻時，身邊的都不會拒絕<BR><IMG border=0 alt="" src="http://aycu40.webshots.com/image/35679/2004490843984251895_rs.jpg" onload="attachimg(this, 'load')"><BR><BR>吻後她們都回味無窮，陶醉其中<BR><IMG border=0 alt="" src="http://aycu37.webshots.com/image/35356/2004462449783459942_rs.jpg" onload="attachimg(this, 'load')"><BR><BR>各位看我頭好壯壯吧，有圖為證：<BR><IMG border=0 alt="" src="http://aycu04.webshots.com/image/33603/2004452137451217873_rs.jpg" onload="attachimg(this, 'load')"><BR><BR>其實都是這樣練出來的<BR><IMG border=0 alt="" src="http://aycu03.webshots.com/image/34162/2004430787551844148_rs.jpg" onload="attachimg(this, 'load')"><BR><BR>不只是身體好，我的心理素質也很強的<BR><IMG border=0 alt="" src="http://aycu20.webshots.com/image/36019/2000295423689208464_rs.jpg" onload="attachimg(this, 'load')"><BR><BR>也不知是練功的原因還是怎樣，學校的成績一直不太好<BR>這是我小學的造句<BR><IMG border=0 alt="" src="http://aycu30.webshots.com/image/34549/2000234361069567566_rs.jpg" onload="attachimg(this, 'load')"><BR><BR>這是我中學的數學解題<BR><IMG border=0 alt="" src="http://aycu31.webshots.com/image/36710/2000239565925925979_rs.jpg" onload="attachimg(this, 'load')"><BR><BR>而且這種大學的題目我根本不會解<BR><IMG border=0 alt="" src="http://aycu05.webshots.com/image/36364/2000213832447050156_rs.jpg" onload="attachimg(this, 'load')"><BR><BR>所以只好請fans幫忙作弊才能畢業<BR><IMG border=0 alt="" src="http://aycu10.webshots.com/image/36289/2000209007067163063_rs.jpg" onload="attachimg(this, 'load')"><BR><BR>在我長大後我的天賦更是驚人<BR><IMG border=0 alt="" src="http://aycu40.webshots.com/image/36879/2000265912669951141_rs.jpg" onload="attachimg(this, 'load')"><BR><BR>也因此參加過舉重比賽，當然沒拿到名次<BR><IMG border=0 alt="" src="http://aycu13.webshots.com/image/35892/2000207785952313630_rs.jpg" onload="attachimg(this, 'load')"><BR><BR>而且腦袋還開了竅，發明了許多東西<BR>超強殺蟲劑<BR><IMG border=0 alt="" src="http://aycu04.webshots.com/image/33803/2000247056712120495_rs.jpg" onload="attachimg(this, 'load')"><BR><BR>以及隆乳器<BR><IMG border=0 alt="" src="http://aycu14.webshots.com/image/36093/2000004895095499639_rs.jpg" onload="attachimg(this, 'load')"><BR><BR>民以食為天，我在農業上也貢獻了不少<BR><IMG border=0 alt="" src="http://aycu22.webshots.com/image/34541/2000020930200585544_rs.jpg" onload="attachimg(this, 'load')"><BR><BR>所以賺了許多錢成了大富翁<BR>我的財產之多可以用我家的衛生紙作證<BR><IMG border=0 alt="" src="http://aycu30.webshots.com/image/35829/2000022758746723642_rs.jpg" onload="attachimg(this, 'load')"><BR><BR>當然天賦好又有錢，平常沒事都會收到一些奇怪的禮物<BR><IMG border=0 alt="" src="http://aycu07.webshots.com/image/34766/2000068984214205792_rs.jpg" onload="attachimg(this, 'load')"><BR><BR>其實我跟老婆的戀愛史很單純<BR><IMG border=0 alt="" src="http://aycu30.webshots.com/image/33629/2000075064305130612_rs.jpg" onload="attachimg(this, 'load')"><BR><BR>女友常會讓我發揮男性雄風<BR>這是她常用的伎倆<BR><IMG border=0 alt="" src="http://aycu39.webshots.com/image/37238/2000031351022677985_rs.jpg" onload="attachimg(this, 'load')"><BR><BR>這是我們的自拍<BR><IMG border=0 alt="" src="http://aycu36.webshots.com/image/34755/2000053762879174492_rs.jpg" onload="attachimg(this, 'load')"><BR><BR>所以我們就結婚囉<BR>結婚後前幾年我<BR>過著很快樂的生活<BR><IMG border=0 alt="" src="http://aycu31.webshots.com/image/37190/2000062656059974144_rs.jpg" onload="attachimg(this, 'load')"><BR><IMG border=0 alt="" src="http://aycu29.webshots.com/image/36948/2000026081155748725_rs.jpg" onload="attachimg(this, 'load')"><BR><BR>在如此薰陶之下，我老婆也就心寬體胖了起來<BR><IMG border=0 alt="" src="http://aycu35.webshots.com/image/33514/2000001216883097867_rs.jpg" onload="attachimg(this, 'load')"><BR><BR>各位看了之後可能會問：你們怎麼辦事？<BR>就這樣辦囉<BR><IMG border=0 alt="" src="http://aycu20.webshots.com/image/35819/2006220612780557074_rs.jpg" onload="attachimg(this, 'load')"><BR><IMG border=0 alt="" src="http://aycu27.webshots.com/image/34746/2006218416035095560_rs.jpg" onload="attachimg(this, 'load')"><BR><BR>但是最不幸的是她的個性也變了<BR><IMG border=0 alt="" src="http://aycu20.webshots.com/image/34939/2006295940843796719_rs.jpg" onload="attachimg(this, 'load')"><BR><BR>這是她監管我時用的武器<BR><IMG border=0 alt="" src="http://aycu33.webshots.com/image/35672/2006254495288615528_rs.jpg" onload="attachimg(this, 'load')"><BR><IMG border=0 alt="" src="http://aycu33.webshots.com/image/35672/2006254495288615528_rs.jpg" onload="attachimg(this, 'load')"><BR><BR>其實她以前是很可愛的<BR><IMG border=0 alt="" src="http://aycu37.webshots.com/image/35316/2006208266783943769_rs.jpg" onload="attachimg(this, 'load')"><BR><BR>任何生物看到她都會失去理智<BR><IMG border=0 alt="" src="http://aycu19.webshots.com/image/34258/2006296859245629974_rs.jpg" onload="attachimg(this, 'load')"><BR><BR>雖然我謹守愛妻守則<BR><IMG border=0 alt="" src="http://aycu28.webshots.com/image/34787/2006297352989823700_rs.jpg" onload="attachimg(this, 'load')"><BR><BR>但她卻有外遇<BR><IMG border=0 alt="" src="http://aycu14.webshots.com/image/34053/2006274075010957278_rs.jpg" onload="attachimg(this, 'load')"><BR><BR>這是捉姦的證據<BR><IMG border=0 alt="" src="http://aycu14.webshots.com/image/33893/2006206965152841918_rs.jpg" onload="attachimg(this, 'load')"><BR><BR>雖然她表示懺悔<BR>卻不是真的<BR><IMG border=0 alt="" src="http://aycu14.webshots.com/image/33853/2006284884338928115_rs.jpg" onload="attachimg(this, 'load')"><BR><BR>我當然受不了跟她離婚<BR>離婚後我性情大變，煙酒一齊來<BR><IMG border=0 alt="" src="http://aycu24.webshots.com/image/35663/2003755453441999334_rs.jpg" onload="attachimg(this, 'load')"><BR><BR>但煙酒過度的後果就是這樣<BR><IMG border=0 alt="" src="http://aycu25.webshots.com/image/36704/2003799532887277510_rs.jpg" onload="attachimg(this, 'load')"><BR><BR>所以每次我想起女人，只能到美術館做研究<BR><IMG border=0 alt="" src="http://aycu01.webshots.com/image/35720/2003775275515747680_rs.jpg" onload="attachimg(this, 'load')"><BR><BR>又迷上賭博，可是運氣始終不好<BR><IMG border=0 alt="" src="http://aycu40.webshots.com/image/36999/2003726588150296231_rs.jpg" onload="attachimg(this, 'load')"><BR><BR>就算有[必中褲]也改不了我的惡運<BR><IMG border=0 alt="" src="http://aycu40.webshots.com/image/36999/2003732517603098998_rs.jpg" onload="attachimg(this, 'load')"><BR><BR>最後破產<BR><IMG border=0 alt="" src="http://aycu35.webshots.com/image/35834/2003755418048186913_rs.jpg" onload="attachimg(this, 'load')"><BR><BR>破產後只好去擺檔賣熱狗<BR><IMG border=0 alt="" src="http://i1.hk/u/attachments/day_090530/20090530_77940aebce245a19d10d6c65J57FY33x.jpg" onload="attachimg(this, 'load')"><BR><BR>因為受到愛狗人士的抗議，只好改賣男性內褲<BR><IMG border=0 alt="" src="http://aycu34.webshots.com/image/34833/2003795282089251184_rs.jpg" onload="attachimg(this, 'load')"><BR><BR>剛開始生意很好，後來卻被顧客搗亂，<BR>為什麼搗亂他們也沒說<BR>後來只好去開的士<BR><IMG border=0 alt="" src="http://aycu09.webshots.com/image/35048/2003734139469975228_rs.jpg" onload="attachimg(this, 'load')"><BR><BR>可是卻常出車禍<BR><IMG border=0 alt="" src="http://aycu32.webshots.com/image/34751/2005178418393157941_rs.jpg" onload="attachimg(this, 'load')"><BR><BR>沒錢賠，只好去綁票<BR><IMG border=0 alt="" src="http://aycu23.webshots.com/image/36302/2005149668665497085_rs.jpg" onload="attachimg(this, 'load')"><BR><BR>也做過暗殺<BR><IMG border=0 alt="" src="http://aycu31.webshots.com/image/35710/2005158537672826462_rs.jpg" onload="attachimg(this, 'load')"><BR><BR>這是我其中一個策劃的case<BR>當然我不知道那兩顆子彈最後會鬧得那麼大<BR><IMG border=0 alt="" src="http://aycu32.webshots.com/image/34591/2005127990977992113_rs.jpg" onload="attachimg(this, 'load')"><BR><BR>還做過網路之狼<BR><IMG border=0 alt="" src="http://aycu27.webshots.com/image/36346/2005183325443346442_rs.jpg" onload="attachimg(this, 'load')"><BR><BR>最後拿槍去劫銀行<BR><IMG border=0 alt="" src="http://aycu04.webshots.com/image/34563/2005141403955639673_rs.jpg" onload="attachimg(this, 'load')"><BR><BR>可是結果被捕了<BR><IMG border=0 alt="" src="http://aycu01.webshots.com/image/34960/2005111616264907005_rs.jpg" onload="attachimg(this, 'load')"><BR><BR>出獄後的我做過清潔工<BR><IMG border=0 alt="" src="http://aycu06.webshots.com/image/34125/2005188937135560585_rs.jpg" onload="attachimg(this, 'load')"><BR><BR>因為有案底，最後失業，只能乞討度日<BR><IMG border=0 alt="" src="http://aycu06.webshots.com/image/36485/2001286376446339688_rs.jpg" onload="attachimg(this, 'load')"><BR><BR>各位看完我悲慘的一生，<BR>先不要為我傷心<BR>只要以後在路上看到小黃跟我，<BR>請不要吝惜你們的愛心就好了<BR><IMG border=0 alt="" src="http://aycu03.webshots.com/image/34122/2001293140002616621_rs.jpg" onload="attachimg(this, 'load')"></DIV>